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[Scaramanga's Valet @Scaramanga355]

@jamespriceglos (S)he's s a big unit. But not as big as the one that Carla Denyer was pictured with earlier in the week. I feel a remake of King Kong Vs Godzilla coming on. Gender adjusted of course...Queen Kong Vs Goddess Zilla? Not snappy enough methinks

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@zarahussain999 No just migrants. Especially illegal ones or ones with no skills or contribution capability to the UK. If that includes Muslims (you brought it up) then so be it

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@ShehabKhan What, like islamic family voting? Union block votes? Fuck off you hypocrite you're just pissed your mates wouldn't stump up a few more quid

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@labourpress For your pr team....

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@Imran_HussainMP Average house price in Bradford is 100k less than UK average. Social housing need here says more about the lack of skills and capabilities of the locals...I wonder why??? 🤔

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@LGB_1962 Yep and our PM thinks these dimwits will be our salvation. I'm amazed they are capable of getting dressed in the morning

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@darrenpjones Yes. And nothing to do with government policy. Industry and construction still on their arses

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@RafHM Yea but the Ferrari in the background kinda compensates!

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@KirstieMAllsopp I have not stats to back this up, but as someone who travels extensively for work, in my experience the majority of hotel rooms are taken by workers not tourists. Another tax on business, often recharged to the client business in that area. Labour dimwittery in extremis

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@renewablesmiffy The IPace was ahead of the EV game. Just couldn't follow it up, blaming everyone and everything but themselves

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@BasilTheGreat Same here. Fabricant (Tory MP) lost by 800 votes to Labour. Reform got 9000....an overwhelming right constituency has a twat of a labour MP whose only interested in increasing his girth.

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@afneil Does it include food and drink in the overnight stay?

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@Johnmcternan Your statement needs one hell of an explanation

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@newt_kiters Nope you're just a bunch of cross dressing perverts. Clip in the post was sufficient evidence. Nough said

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@calvinrobinson Why's it got a neck like a fucking soil pipe?

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@JeremyCordite She's looking better than I recall...

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@drhingram My ex and I'm thriving

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@Prof_Umbongo Bugger me that is class. Satire and memories all in one post!!

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@empire_res66190 Watch how much her mouth moves when she speaks. Not normal. Very "Orville". Probably an Islamist with a hand up her arse.

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@JohnCleese Always said she's a Trojan Horse...