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[abby🕊️REST IN PEACE PAC🍉 @abbywillwrite]

you’re laughing? will schuester is about to sing moonbeam ice cream and you’re laughing?

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu segurando as vontades de fazer uma pergunta aleatória que me ocorreu e que não tem nada a ver com a conversa

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

HAVE A BABY QUICKLY @trishapaytas

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

robot gore on the timeline it's lit

[e @ScaredSloth]

@AveryTate Did u know if u open a qualifying account with RBC u can get an ipad

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[e @ScaredSloth]

@e_presement @AveryTate Air

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[e @ScaredSloth]

@e_presement What is it

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[mickey .ᐟ @guavariots]

me omw to fiji to tell melanie and kayda that if they couple up and explore eachother they have a higher chance of touching that 100k. #loveislandusa

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[e @ScaredSloth]

@e_presement This must be genetic

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Silas Jackson @silasjackson15]

This was Jonathan’s brother getting off the boat #survivor