Colston Lovehandles

Colston Loveland Enthusiast | Iowa State Enjoyer | Miguel Vargas Truther | Chud

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@PeteThamel See you next January @GordanHoffman

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This Sox team could’ve achieved more but what a fucking season.

[Neighborhood Hooper @local_hooperr]

Better not see any Chicago post grad hoes pulling up to the south side after attending cubs games all summer

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“Newcomb”

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I’m down if your down. @FiftyDeuce

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LET EM KNOW.

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Guardians fans have to be absolutely baffled seeing GT shut their ass down again.

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@KingKumarspod I’d trade the entire fucking receiver room and more if it meant we got Smith.

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@gordonsbong This would’ve been an improvement for you 3 years ago. What happened to you?

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@LovelandSZN One hell of a game.

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Brush my teeth with a brick and paint my ceiling scarlet red. See you Sunday.

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No words. What a team. Go beat Cleveland. Go White Sox. STROKIN.

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They’re calling it the new American Dream. White picket fence? No thanks, here’s a 98 mile an hour cutter on the fucking corner.

[Jonda @Jondaaa_]

Hearing Stoney during a Sox playoff game is actually sick

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Munetaka Murakami baseball.

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@ComatoseCaleb I’m out on this chant. Fanbase finds any excuse to use it even when GB isn’t involved. Just comes off as embarrassing at this point. Save it for when we actually play them.

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Case Keenum man.

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@NineSkol. It was one hell of a run.

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Getting to that time of the year where I’m reminded that Almond Joys are an S tier candy.

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Jadarian Price fantasy owners when are we hitting the panic button?