FortniteDude420

real lions in the mighty jungle don’t sleep

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Thwarted! Was gona drug the dude next to me but he put a coaster over his drink

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My OGs and I send e-transfers thru link cable

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Nice calves, lil nigga

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Jonathan ‘Han’ Zimmer

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You can actually earn a dollar a day by giving a kid in africa cleft lip

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Told a bum he couldnt have a cig and he told me to kill myself

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@Spotify thanks for letting me post this directly to LinkedIn

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OGs give me head nods

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@HankKnowsBall Agreed. My friend has way more consensual sex with biological female women than I, but I’ve jerked off 10x that amount, ultimately busting more nutts 🐐🐐🐐

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Calling white people ‘brother’ so they get a taste of what it feels like

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Spent my last $50 on cigs and beer but cant afford coke now

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Asking the homeless guy for a cig. Lets see how he likes it

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Say wallah tims is open

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Homeless dude making armpit farts instead of working 9-5 but we blame the system

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coke on a rooftop type of monday

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Kool Klutz Klan for the silly ones who drop their keys sometimes

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Grown man think he marry poppins

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Using an umbrella is gay

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Jewish Kosher Simmons

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How to tell if the adult crossing guard is autistic or a pedophile