𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 - INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

“𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭.”

[꒰ kane ୨୧⋆ @mewzume]

i love this dr. kujo ranter on tiktok who does marine fun facts. it’s so cute

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

@SCARY_MONSTERZ just us!! happy pride month!

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

happy pride month to my boyfriend and my..husband.

[Morioh Base @moriohbase]

Head Bodyguard Mike O. has made a statement on behalf of United States President Funny Valentine regarding allegations of being a 'gay pedophile'

"He's not gay."

[Morioh Base @moriohbase]

Diego Brando was spotted in the audience of last night's Knicks vs. Spurs Finals Game.

"I shall see to it that the New York Knickerbockers prevail in their conquest."

[Morioh Base @moriohbase]

Magenta Magenta reveals he tried hooking up with men through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’.

Allegedly, he did not get a single match.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

@FUNYVALENTINE5 you are only saying that to maintain the image aren’t you?

(she was just hoping that he hadn’t figured out her sexuality.)

[aven✮ DNI CIS MEN @avenbyevening]

“steel ball run hype is dead” NOT FOR ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 23𝑹𝑫 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑻 @FUNYVALENTINE5]

I wish all American citizens a happy pride month.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

there is a super ugly building in new york that i think should be torn down. but HEY! what do i know!

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

@SCARY_MONSTERZ ugh. and that blubbering imbecile didn’t even tell me you were here.

[𝑴𝒓. 𝕯𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝕭𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎 . @SCARY_MONSTERZ]

Which, honestly, in and of itself is a fate worse than death.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

@SCARY_MONSTERZ “ awe that’s so sad..they love you.. ”

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

now who are you..?

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐅𝐮����𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢 @IIGATTOPARDO]

yet you continued it by being just so beautiful..

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

you started it by looking like that darling.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢 @IIGATTOPARDO]

you started it, madame..

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

bella donna? hm..you are too kind darling.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢 @IIGATTOPARDO]

Am i now? Well you do flatter me, bella Donna..

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ScarletFLOTUS]

you..sir, are VERY handsome.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢 @IIGATTOPARDO]

Ciao, Signora.