Kristine Keller

Anthro geek, sometimes curator, and silly person. Occasional cocktail tinkerer/beer-maker. Works in market research.

[Alexander James @DrunkScribe]

Some years back my wife and I got into the habit of asking each other
‘do you want comfort or solutions’ when the other was having a bad time. That one sentence can save us from an argument 9/10 times.

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

I made a supercut of every time Valley place-names were mentioned on Never Have I Ever 😂 #818love #LAsResponsibleSister #NeverHaveIEver

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

This is impressive... would love to see @Lin_Manuel try this, too!
https://t.co/xQp0DrhXDE

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

All humans must keep indoors.
All humans will self isolate.
By order of the daleks.
#COVID19

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

@ThrillingAdv Noooo!!! Any chance this will re-open or be available for purchase later?? 😭😭😭😭

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

#IVoted

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Sidewalk weaving?! #818adventures #strange

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

Progression of smoke today, from morning to present #SaddleridgeFire #Winnetka

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

I can’t stop staring or wondering if I’m dreaming... Switzerland is ruining other mountains for me 😳 #amazingview #wokeuptothis

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

#Reseda #accident

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

Massive head-on collision in Reseda!

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

FYI: I still haven’t been able to recover my @Instagram account, but you can find me here now: https://t.co/A4xV9b8uz4 #hacked #imback

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

Snow appeared on the mountain like magic, just a couple hours ago (facing Newbury Park, from Westlake Village) #socalsnow ❄️✨❄️✨

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

That moment when “after Christmas” just becomes “January”... #RIPchristmastree

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Ladies, if he:

- doesn’t respond to your texts
- oh hey cool you’re reading the tweet
- ah the good ol’ meme-format-to-fourth-wall switcheroo
- let’s use our time together to learn an obscure ocean factoid
- it’s a doozy here we go

Porpoise teeth are shaped like tiny spatulas!

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

@BockKevinbock In Westlake Village, by Lindero Canyon Road

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

Time lapse of the Sherwood Lake flare up from 9:50 to 11:10 AM #WoolseyFire #WestlakeVillage

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

This morning, view from work #TVvsIRL #WoolseyFire

[Kristine Keller @ScarletLark]

@LAasSubject #LAArchivesBazaar, repping @TMSFV today. Say ‘hello’ if you’re here!