Scar 🦒

A sarcastic, rational mother & girlfriend who has been in a mid-life crisis since 1992 ✌️

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@BoozeyBeauty I'm not a body languages expert by any means, but my understanding of the single shoulder shrug is that it's a huge sign of deceit and lying 🤥

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Or, if not released in hard/paper back to be available in the UK, will there be a Kindle edition released as some point, please?

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@HowieCarrShow Hello, I just wondered if the Mass Corruption book will be available in the UK any time soon, please? I looked on the website and seems to be available in the US and Canada only at this point. Thank you ☺️

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@AsdaServiceTeam Hello, please may to ask why the ASDA store in Barrow in Furness, Cumbria has stopped selling TIGI Bed Head products? Is this likely to be a permanent change, or will they be restocked in the near future? ☺️

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@MassimoCipria13 @wolfofx That's what I was coming to write!

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@NoContextBrits Ottakar's

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@Whotfismick Bimble's Bucket

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@TheCinesthetic

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@Ashy_slashee

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@AshandyTemi I always share the numbers to the nearest 5 or 0

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@AshandyTemi 56 becomes 55, give remaining 1 to 29, to become 30. 55 + 30. 50 + 30 = 80, + remaining 5 = 85

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@drivelcast @vizcomic Sit on your cornflakes for ten minutes, so they taste like someone else's cornflakes

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Magpie following a cat pretending it’s not

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Comic by WawaWiwa @wawawiwacomics

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#EndometriosisAwarenessMonth
An impactive and accurate image

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#EndometriosisAwarenessMonth

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@PostcodeLottery A bra and a meal deal 😳

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@fesshole Does he like pina coladas?

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@mumsnet_madness I think the key phrase here is "since summer". It gets cold, sis!