ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ

“Japan’s cigarettes shouldn’t be so good…” | Parody/MVRP | mainly young Touko for now |No Affiliations. | 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐃𝐍𝐈

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

ᴍʏ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴠᴇɴɢᴇᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.

[𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 @Britains_Blade]

I am unaware if gifts should’ve been prepared…

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

Do not do this little Irish man

[𝖫𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋 @CrimsonCulann]

I’m going to curse you into illness again

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

It has passed.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

This sickness is playing games with me.

[Arcueid Brunestud @TrueLunarMoon]

[ ＰＩＮＮＥＤ ]

❝ 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝒶𝓁𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒, 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉? ❞

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

Fine, I’ll humour you.

You may begin treatment.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐍‎ ‎ —‎ ‎ 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐉𝐈‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ @IMMORTALFLESHED]

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of course i am .ᐟ now, lets get to business and get rid of your sickness. ready .ᐣ
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[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

You’re a doctor?

…

That doesn’t seem likely.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐍‎ ‎ —‎ ‎ 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐉𝐈‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ @IMMORTALFLESHED]

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doctor shuten here to take a look.
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[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I’ll cough on every doorknob you possess.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

Good.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

This sickness is playing games with me.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I’m an expert in magecraft, a genius even, but apparently my body draws the line at a stuffy nose and chest infections.

It’s impossible to enjoy a cigarette at times like these…

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

@_aoaoaozaki Oh but it was such a beautiful moment.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

Wonderful! Truly an amazing self proclamation! You’ve made your big sister so happy!

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

There are veins popping as she reads this.

“I… Aoko Aozaki, would like to confess to the public that the bi—I mean—my big sister is and always… will be my……. superior in every regard…”

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

@_aoaoaozaki Loud and proud please.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

@_aoaoaozaki Stay true to your word.

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I am a person, just not towards you.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

Then you should start being more of a person and less like a chimney!

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I’m taking Mevius, Seven Stars, Hi-Lite, and even Pianissimo.

I’ll be smoking like a factory chimney in Victorian London.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

WHAT!?

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I will purposely make sure that I have at least one cigarette lit at all times to ward off any child of yours.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

Nope! You’re gonna be the best aunt ever!✨

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

“I’m better looking than Touko by a long shot.”

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

I refuse to be your future brat’s babysitter, so yes, I’ll only be seeing it on the holidays. If at that.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

Oh, you think ONLY the holidays!?

[ᴛᴏᴜᴋᴏ ᴀᴏᴢᴀᴋɪ @ScarredRed]

You have threatened me with something that would only affect my life around the holiday season.

Begone before I cough and splutter all over the place.

[Mɪss Bʟᴜᴇ. @_aoaoaozaki]

Oh, cry me a river. I forgot how spineless YOU are!