Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney

Do Not Exceed Recommended Daily Dosage Amounts.

(he/him) Hey, that sky is blue! What a Scatterbrains I am.

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I've uninstalled all my anti virus software because I now realize that viruses are perfectly healthy & natural for a young computer to have.

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So I'm only on Bluesky now. I don't like this platform anymore. You can find me there.

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October.

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@PushinUpRoses You're getting weird but that's okay.

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@LisaLoeb He's my wee scallywag.

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@leepace @mubi I treasure my DVD copy. Your performance as Roy made me weep. Thank you.

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@Wackpool01 Normal Maloney.

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@JimBevan85 She's a rock star.

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Anybody who is really concerned about Kathleen Kennedy managing Star Wars ought to check out what she did before,
like Back to the Future.
Poltergeist.
The Goonies
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Hook
Schindler's List
Jurassic Park
Arachnophobia (!!!!!!!)

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@KokopelliOrca I hear that the author is a doofus.

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Aggression? Placed
Threats? Uttered
Violence? Perpetrated
This Great Badness? Committed
Carnage? Unleashed
Bedlam? Wrought

(From "Proper Verb Usage in Useless Situations" pub. 1982)

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@InnuendoStudios @renegadecut HE'S MY GUY! I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR HIM.

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@mikeyface @WatchNebula Mikey, I'm tired too.
I was in a coma for 11 days in '22, and I woke up for part of it. They only knew that I was awake because I was crying.
Don't feel bad. I know you will.
But it's going to be okay.

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This joke about stairs is funny on two levels.

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@NouveauArtPunk
Oh my God
https://t.co/AZdHS4dzgK

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Epilepsy warning.

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@AngryJoeShow DON'T WORRY JOE, I GOT YOU! YOU'RE GONNA GET HOME TO THE WEASEL FARM WITH YOUR GIRL!