Alan Schaefer

dog parent | Making tools that save time | Incapable of quiet mode ☕

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

the cafe was sweet today and i haven't stopped thinking about it since

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@JHilpert88413 drop your reaction as a gif and lets see who matches

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@TeresaS76414 Some people are just built different and this proves it

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gentle chaos in human form

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

@GQuitzon61961 If dedication had a visual representation it would be this

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@HagenesOll92844 I felt my pulse change while watching this and I'm being dead serious

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

@Satterfiel80308 @ConnellIi3736 tell me you have elite taste without telling me you have elite taste

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

late hours, honest thoughts

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@LaylaWixxx my phone battery went from 100 to 10 looking at this 💀🔥

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

ok wait this is actually fire

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funny how the things that broke you can also be the things that made you...

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spent the whole day doing nothing and somehow i'm still tired @guillermoq24406 💯

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trouble? me? never

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

velvet mood tonight

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@mchagbard are you serious...

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@shinjukutheif1 @SandraBrow45295 she reallyy said ratio everyone else

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caption this better than me

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stop apologizing for sleeping early. it's your superpower

[Alan Schaefer @SchaeferAl82591]

mystery is the most attractive quality