Jacob Schaffer

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Health Care Workers Deserve Fashion, Too https://t.co/oe5e10zLbi

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@COsoccerpod @COsoccerpod The fact that Mexico has won more #GoldCups than the USMNT should be reason enough for JJ to take it seriously and root for our boys no matter what roster. I think his negativity is what ultimately brought us down 🙃 …no but seriously @agundling

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I love Larry David with all my heart and soul.

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You put enough @FranksRedHot on something and I’ll eat it.

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@MatthewBerryTMR Also how’re they building a new snowman without gloves? It’s freezing out there/did you see the size of the rock on the mom’s ring? There’s no way they’re going gloveless!

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@COsoccerpod dying for that 🇺🇸v🇲🇽 reaction pod to manage this flight from JFK to LA! #DosACero

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Can anyone confirm if Scott Hanson is alive? #NFLRedZone

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@COsoccerpod Do you get the feeling triple G is just throwing starting 11s at the wall and seeing what sticks?

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@MenInBlazers Anxiety

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@MadDawg50 It’s not a trend it’s a lifestyle

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@wirecutter Yeah but they take forever to get to you and their customer services sucks!

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@ClaraGoodwinTV https://t.co/p6FicTGn7t this will be Jimmy B’s @syrbasketball

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@usareddevils You don’t sub on a corner because you mess up the flow of marking. Greenwood had managed Soyuncu for 3 corners before that and Rashford was simply not switched on and it’s a tough adjustment.

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@MenInBlazers V for Vendetta

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@JJDevaney It might be too mainstream (yeah yeah yeahs are great...saw them at Coachella 2009) but I feel that way about Frank Ocean. Never liked his stuff or so I thought but his album Blond is 🔥

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@LCFC Jamie Vardy....next question.

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@MadDawg50 Mags I feel like you’re prepared to die on this hill...maybe sister Jean can write your eulogy?

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@JJDevaney And with a 2-goal performance today vs. Jamaica...he is not going anywhere anytime soon.

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@MenInBlazers Is it Roberts Lewandowski?...c’mon guys there are plenty of March madness puns #BeBetter