Tim Schaft

Making people money on more than just car insurance (I’m a pimp).

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

I’ve figured out that 21 is the most optimal car volume level. Go tell your friends

-Schaft

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

Run the damn ball

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@Not_BQQQs @DEADMAN_pt3 Yeah so buddy confirmed does NOT know ball

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@will57724128
The girl reporter’s voice

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@Not_BQQQs Kettle cooked potato chip

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@will57724128 I think the shit is so entertaining tbh

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@bballandchain @Not_BQQQs Why is it that if you’re inside of a train and you jump, you end up in the same spot, but if you’re on top of a train and you jump, you end up somewhere else?

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@bballandchain

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

Im such a slut on LinkedIn. You’ll never see me turn down a LinkedIn request

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

1: Threw two TD passes on game winning drive, both dropped
2: Blatant PI missed on 2nd down, drop on 4th down (perfect pass)
3: No Oline help
4: separated shoulder
5: Receiver ran wrong/awful route

Be better Barry

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Justin Fields in the clutch this year:

Down 12-7 vs WSH: Turnover on downs to lose
Down 35-32 vs MIA: Turnover on downs to lose
Down 31-30 vs DET: Sacked on 4th down to lose
Down 27-24 vs ATL: INT to lose
Down 20-19 vs GB: INT to lose

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

We gotta get your boy Blake a better number, 91 is preposterous @Not_BQQQs

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@DirtyDiii @will57724128 1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving (includes day before where everyone gets sauced)
3. Fourth of July

Big drop off

4. Halloween
5. NYE

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@r_flynn1 Bar in Wisconsin

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

Peak cinema.

[Eddie Lacy’s Cousin @PleaseCallMeELC]

Charles Minor: A Tarnished Legacy (thread)

#PodcastGate

[Eddie Lacy’s Cousin @PleaseCallMeELC]

I’m gonna level with you guys, I’m not close to done and I have a road-trip to make this afternoon so it will be a miracle to have this actually drop today

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

Me and the Queen go way back. I got a call late last night but I belong in the states

[BQs @Not_BQQQs]

Next man up @SchaftTim are you ready to lead the British conglomerate?

[Eddie Lacy’s Cousin @PleaseCallMeELC]

Charles Minor: A Tarnished Legacy?

Release date: September 9th

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@will57724128 Sam’s club a poverty Cosco

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@Not_BQQQs BQs when two of his scheduled doubles tennis partners are talking to each other at the bar

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@FFWolfPack @PleaseCallMeELC @bballandchain

[Tim Schaft @SchaftTim]

@PleaseCallMeELC ELC did it again folks