SchefterPatel

I break all the news, bitches

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

How is this not trending 69x everything else today. Further proof that Gronkowski is the Greatest TE of ALL TIME

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Terafab Texas will be the largest and most valuable building on Earth by far.

And it will be stunningly beautiful.

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@elonmusk MARS BITCHEZ

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@ryanwhitney6 Take it ALL Ryan Whitney

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@stoolpresidente

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

GREATEST OWNER IN SPORTS

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Countdown to Super Bowl 60 continues with some of the most memorable plays of all time. Everyday I’ll feature a new random moment. Enjoy. #NEPats

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@wheatonbrando Wk 19 - beat #5 ranked NFL defense
Wk 20 - beat #1 ranked NFL defense
Wk 21 - beat #2 ranked NFL defense

IN THE FCKNG SUPER BOWL BIYATCH!!!!!!

Brandon Anderson can suck a big fat DIACK!

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@ScottKacsmar Meanwhile Matt Stafford cant even beat the Falcon and threw 3 picks versus a shit team late in season. Drake Maye cant do anything about the schedule. He is superior to Stafford this season and runs the ball. Real MVP's are necessary to their team. Stafford is not winning

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

X Schauffele - 69 straight made cuts!!

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@deval79 @NBAonTNT @LeBatardShow $69 fine

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@altcap Sweet CT scan - you must be a paper MD

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@Frankie_Candles 99.69k

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@deval79 @jasonrlicht Agree - at least apply more Vagistat to the inflamed areas pregame

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@deval79 @GeoMilian @PFF_College @GEOS_inc @83_87_89_91_01 @365canesinfo @CanesInSight Sheeeeeit

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Fuck Kyrie.

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@KKurzNHL

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@MikeBartner Its Crazy the Toronto Maple Leafs have ZERO cups in last 57 years. Let me repeat that fact for dramatic effect. It's truly crazy the Original 6 constant high level playoff contender Maple Leafs have 0 cups in the last 57 years.

Shut the fuck up Mike Bartner

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

@AtlantaFalcons

[SchefterPatel @SchefterPatel]

AJ Brown to THA PATS! You heard it here first, bitchez!!!!