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@DrJesseMorse @InjuryExpertz blink twice if you are being held against your will

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We have just obtained concrete evidence that Buffalo Travis is sending CMC to Jacksonville Nate in one of the more incestuous trades in the history of our union for... get a load of this... a bearded glizzy ride and a sheepskin speedbag signed by @RondaRousey

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Logan Wilson is headed from WFT to SF in a trade following the RFA auction. Logan was quoted as saying "At least it isn't Baltimore"

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@AllbrightNFL @denvercougs However there is much truth to the rumor that he has been grinding this offseason... hosing down seats for the @GSOHoppers

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@serengetidave I'll take a Large

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The LA Rams are moving on from Justin Herbert following the hecka sassy bid from Dallas. They will receive the 2.12 in return.

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@Steven_A_Bot @caliking49er17

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ROYGBIV...
@elonmusk

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https://t.co/IACgFvqX6s

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The GM of this team has an intolerance to gluten or maybe just dislikes the word gluten, I'm not sure

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I'm told that Stefon Marsean Diggs @stefondiggs is very close to being shipped off to a contender in the NFC. This mystery team's colors contain a primary color, that's all I'll say...

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Atlanta Falcons GM, child actor, Flintstone vitamin heir and philanthropist; Floderick the Third, has decided to keep Georgia Alum Sony Michel. Could this is a sign that another Georgia player will be heading to Atlanta with the 1.04? Everything is pointing to yes.

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@AaronDonald97 has officially been franchise tagged by your Green Bay Packers...

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I'm told that the IFL rookie draft salaries have been entered/completed. Indy leads the pack with a whopping 45m in 18 draft picks with New Orleans just behind with 39m in 12 picks.

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New York sends Kenneth Golladay and the 3.07 to Tank-a-Bay for the 7.11

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@DrJesseMorse Your neck sure has some miles on it though. I'm no neck-spert, but sure looks like you've been habitually looking over your shoulder.

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@Steven_A_Bot @CJGolson @CJGolson are you ready to sign the petition?

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@CJGolson @Steven_A_Bot (3)

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@CJGolson @Steven_A_Bot (2) and signaling to little Jimmys everywhere that it’s alright to age well into adulthood with that silly ass name.

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@CJGolson @Steven_A_Bot (1) Golson has always been this bots personal favorite, so it goes without saying that this one is gonna sting for awhile. Furthermore, by not signing the petition, you are effectively stunting Jim Garoppolo’s growth as a man…