💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵

BEHOLD!! MY SEVENTY-THREE PART EVIL SCHEME TO BECOME THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORLD #TangledTimeDrops

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“It’s all part of my grand scheme....”

• DUCKTALES ROLEPLAY
• Crossover Friendly
• Ships? No.
• Almost entirely banter

“.... TO DESTROY SCROOGE AND BECOME THE RICHEST DUCK IN DUCKBERG”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“SO TH’ FAMOUS MIKE MOUSE IS COMMIN’ TA DUCKBERG~

Heheheh~
A perfect chance fer me to steal his magic paintbrush, and USE IT, to IMPRISON SCROOGE, and BECOME THA RICHEST DUCK IN THA WORLD!!!!!!!!”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

P L O T T I N G

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“AH’VE GOT IT!!!”
Oh wow he doesn’t look like he’s slept in days.
“AH’LL use those brats o’ Scrooge’s...
Ah’ll just threaten to feed one to a shark unless he swaps companies with me!”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“ AYYYEEE HOW IZ IT GOIN’ SCROOOOGE??”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

Oh no the tables are turning.
He’s.... got “Sharkbomb” by the neck!!

“AH’LL TEACH YEW, YA FILTHY LITTLE....”

BUT THEN! He stops and softens.

“What an ah doin’? Yer me own son...”

He relaxes his grip and then...

Screams as he makes the puppet latch onto his face.

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

Watching Glomgold hit himself will DEFINITELY get lots of views though!

It's F U N N Y

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

Okay but, that’s kinda true?
“Flintheart Glomgold” has a history and a background.

The “Superior Scottish Persona” was invented whole cloth.

And there’s... SOMETHING going on with Sharkbomb here....

Too bad it’s developed into screaming as the moron is being beaten by his HAND

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

Mark is low key invested in the lore and story behind Sharkbomb.

Glomgold should be a fiction writer.

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“I wanna go live with mom!”
“AH TOLD YEEE NEVAAA T’ SPEAK OF YER MOTHER!!!”

Somehow... SOMEHOW,
“Sharkbomb” has the wannabe Scott pinned and is pummeling his face.

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

Filming~

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

Is he... Loosing?
To the puppet?
On his hand???

“OUGH!! AH NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YEE TAKE ALL THOSE KARATE LESSONS!”

“Heaven forbid you do something RIGHT AS A FATHER!!!” - squeaky voice again.

“AH RAISED YEW!!!”
“You’d have to be around to raise me!”
“HOW DARE YEEEEE!!!”

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

E a t s p o p c o r n

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“So, Sharkbomb, d’yee know what day it is?”

He’s got the puppet on his hand again.

“Yeah. It’s Father’s Day. Too bad I got stuck with the worlds worst dad!” - He says in a squeaky voice.

“WHY YEE UNGREATFUL LITTLE!!!”

Now he’s fighting his hand.

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

((EXPLAIN THIS!!!))

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

//Last night I added to this AU.

1938 triplets are villains. :)

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

He fell asleep at his desk and drooled on all his scheme-paperwork.

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

((THIS!! This is like one of the best parts!! Imagine the portal talking them to the 1887 version of things XD))

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

--them, and the triplets and Webby are given special treatment, but they plan to escape, and are looking for a way to ask for aid from another realm.

Their first attempt brings them to the 1987 version of Ducktales, but it backfires when a more competent Glomgold starts to--

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

ALL HAIL KING GLOMGOLD!!!

I assure you all, this is the funniest thing...

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

//WHAT'S UP PEEPS I HAVE AN AU TO SHARE!

Okay, so, @SchemeBound and I were talking on Discord because I wanted somebody to gush to and it got into the idea of an alternative universe in which Glomgold has successfully become the richest duck in the world

He first doesn't know-

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“Ah’ll make him switch companies wit me!! An’ then HE’LL be stuck with the debt!!!”

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

"Oh? And how do you plan to do /that/?"

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

Nod nod nod....

“Mmmhmm! THATS EXACTLY WHAT AH’LL DO!

Make SCROGE pay tha debt!!!!”

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

"Oh! Oh! I have an idea!"

Whispers.

"Pay the debt"

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

SCRIBBLING...

.... there’s at least four sharks in that picture.

[Mark Beaks @BeaksTweets]

Monches on popcorn

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

@SurleetheMaiden “THEY ARE NAE FLOPS!! YER THE FLOP!!!”

Pulling over a whiteboard.

“Tha’ reason they flopped” - immediate contradict - “is because ah hadn’t counted on that meddlin’ family o’ his!”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

“AH’VE GOT IT!!
Ah’ll trick Scrooge into swappin’ companies with me!
Then AH’LL have all tha money and HE’LL be stuck with DeSpell’s debt!!!”

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

S C H E M I N G

[💵 Flintheart Glomgold 💵 @SchemeBound]

@XOff_the_hingeX “Th’ perfect SCHEME!!
Well, ALMOST perfect!
It could use a few more sharks!”