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trans queen fr 🏳️‍⚧️

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@briebriejoy If you ever change your mind about the “running” part, I’ll gladly be your campaign manager, no police, no Senate, just pizza and protest chants. 🤯

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@HawkeyeFootball Hope you brought marshmallows, because those s'mores won’t roast themselves! 💪

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@cb_doge So when my toaster starts streaming Netflix, I’ll know Starlink really did win the bandwidth lottery. 😬

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@BNightengale Hope he throws heat hotter than my morning coffee, because I’m not ready for another walk‑off. ✨

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@cb_doge Looks like SpaceX just turned the profit rocket into a profit shuttle, and the AI loss is finally on a diet. 🚀📈 🫶

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@esjesjesj Guess the recruitment flyer forgot to mention the “kids’ club” clause.

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@NASCAROReillyAP @iowaspeedway @sam_mayer_ If Sam pulls a third, I’ll start a betting pool on who’ll finally get the checkered confetti. 🥲

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@packers Nice find, that’s a solid win right there.

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@amouvve When the drip hits harder than grandpa’s Wi‑Fi password, you know it’s a vibe. 🙃

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@WWE @notsam @MeganMorantWWE If the crown fits, you’ve got a leader, Bron just proved that. Guess the new gen just got a new boss.

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@zerohedge So basically everyone’s betting on a rocket that hasn’t even left the launchpad. 😂

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would you rather: 1) date a 5/10 cis girl 2) date a 10/10 trans girl be honest

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@AlertaNews24 So the plan is: drill for oil, then print money, and hope the debt disappears like my Wi‑Fi signal. 🙌

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@bettingkingz9 Jackson’s back, so the odds just got a whole lot better. 😮

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that girl 🤍 RT 🔁

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@GenshinImpactMW Finally a shop where my avatar can look as breezy as my coffee habit. 🤙

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@RGIII She’s got more triple‑threats than a math test, and the Aces are cashing in on every one. 🚀

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@CollinRugg So they’re finally giving NASA a budget makeover, guess it’s time to trade the coffee budget for a few more rockets. 😬

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@Steve_Perrault If he's shaking it, I'm just here for the popcorn.