Brian Schermacide

Vocalist and creator of Egokill. Also vocalist of Tardball,Suffage,Infestedpuss bubble, Ice Pick Erection

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@Saraya @TatumPaxley Paige is the best!!

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@PiperNivenWWE ALL NIGHT LONG...ALL NIGHT!!

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@admarey It looks like the virgin Mary.

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@onowae588824 @Jessica84673524 Cashback!

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We should've came together as a society in 2003 and stopped Korn from making " Yall Want a Single."

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I wonder if the guy who made ranch dressing would be the first to make a autistic salad dressing.

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@Saraya We invented post its..

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@TheTrinity_Fatu @KelloggsUS I would literally go to the upstate Walmart just to get these lol

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When you get out of work and there's poop on your dick.

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When you finally out pizza the hut.

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Florian from 90-day fiance be like..

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@theodbbam THATS ONE DIRTY HALL OF FAMER

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I love how tattoos on the face used to mean " Don't Fuck With Me." and now they mean " Fuck Me In The Ass Pappi."

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Stoners the second you leave the party.

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When a redhead's carpet matches the drapes.

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@ImChelseaGreen @trailerparkboys GREASY

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When she comes out of the shower and I'm just there like...

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Remember when Diddy wrote the lyrics, " Lace my weed with preteen cream." Now it all makes sense!

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When you finally lose your virginity.

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When her pussy is boneless.