Adam Schiff for Senate (parody)

Next Senator from the large state of California

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Someone once said I have a small penis. I said no, you have a big mouth.

#Democrats
#adamschiff

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

I am challenging Devon Archer to stand before me in only booty shorts in a hotel room of his choosing and tell me Joe Biden was in business with Hunter.

#DevonArcherTestimony
#ilikeboys
#TuckerCarlson

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

I love weenies!

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

If Joe Biden is impeached, I promise to impeach Donald J. Trump just because I can.

#AdamSchiff
#BidenCrimeFamilly

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

As the next senator from California, I promise to bring back men in booty shorts skating along Venice beach.
#adamschiff
#senator

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Trump thinks he can just walk out in public and speak to people. Doesn‘t he know we politicians don’t do that?

#TrumpIndicment

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

If Tim Scott is black, why isn’t he out looting and burning buildings?

#voteforschiff
#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

When I am elected senator of the great state of California, I will do away with whistleblowers that do not support my politics. That is my promise to you.

#adamschiff
#ericswalwell
#SenateVotes

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT;

A whistleblower has come forward. Per his account, cocaine was left outside situation room by Russia. Once I can locate Liz Cheney, an investigation will begin.

#CocaineInTheWhiteHouse
#Hunter

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Everyone is wrong about Epstein Island. When you got off the plane there was handsome Ricardo Montalbán and a midget there to hand you a fruity drink and welcome you to paradise.
#JeffreyEpstein
#pedoisland
#EpsteinIsland
#EpsteinClientList

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Some people say I have a small penis, I say they have a big mouth.
#URGENTMESSAGE

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

So Eric likes Chinese spies and I like young boys, it’s a free country. Get over it!
#schifftyschiff
#letfreedomring
#freedom

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Joe Biden will go down in history as the best President of the USA because of Bidenomics.
Mark my words.

#JoeBiden
#BidenomicsWorks
#biden
#schiffforsenate

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

If elected Senator from California, I will personally stop sex trafficking of boys by taking them into my home.
#adamschiff

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Joe Biden will go down in history as the best President of the USA because of Bidenomics.
Mark my words.

#JoeBiden
#BidenomicsWorks
#biden
#schiffforsenate

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Cocaine was not Hunter’s. It’s all Russian Collusion. Poor guy just wants to live his life and paint, please respect his privacy.
#CocaineInTheWhiteHouse

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

Everyone knows Hillary won the election, so suck it.

Speaking of suck it, I’ll be at Del Mar Beach today if any males want to come by.

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

California, if you elect me your next senator I promise to impeach Donald Trump a 3rd time just for fun.

[Adam Schiff for Senate (parody) @Schiffty4senate]

If elected Senator from California, I will personally stop sex trafficking of boys by taking them into my home.
#adamschiff