Ben Schilling

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

14 year old driving age was cool when I was younger, but now i get a little nervous when I see tiny timmy's eyes pokin over the wheel of his moms minivan

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@2ndSwingGolf 54 10S

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@MicahhParsons11 0 and then next year change to whatever you sack total was

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@BookOfEli_NFL

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@TheBigAndSexy70 @HuckerTall maybe next year you'll make the short list

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

And to think if it wasn't for that $5 coffee from Starbucks I had a few years back, I'd be retired by now

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

@RyanDeal_DR @SchillingBen would be up there too! https://t.co/snNhLugBms

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

If my wife ever comes home with a shag rug I will leave her

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

Can we elect the moderator

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

I exclusively shop for gifts at tractor supply co

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

@HuckerTall so glad you didn't wear one of these back in the day

[Minnesota State Moorhead @MSUMoorhead]

Congratulations, Computer Science grads! #MSUM2020

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@ParkerOstertag Isn't this just water with ice?

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

Day 6 of quarantine, I have developed a crippling addiction to Vitamin-C gummies

[Papa Hall @highlifetim]

Happy 21st birthday to my youngest son. Now you can buy me a beer. #livinthehighlife.

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

@HuckerTall has a class B CDL

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a CS major to help, are they?

Me: Dad theres a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go ask if they tried turning him off and back on again

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

Me, you, case race right now

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

After some lucrative sports betting I've struck gold! Like and retweet for a chance to get in on my winnings!

[Matt Zimmer @MattJZimmer]

That’s pretty cool.

[Ben Schilling @SchillingBen]

Not the meanest thing, but pretty funny
@ChadBirger "do u know what the tackle does?"
Me "no"
CB "Okay get in there anyways"
*screws up*
CB "why would you go in if you didnt know what you were doing! take a lap!"