SchizoRetard.hl

Musing of a schizo retard | Memes, news, trades, and (very seldomly) alfa | @HyperliquidX bagholder

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@SystemicStratHL Because the cost basis for the HL team is effectively 0 while the cost basis of the new OTC buyers are ~current price

Why would they buy it just to sell it on the open market lol

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@chroe_trades how does the second image show aggressive spot selling...?

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@DRTnky Massage different body part bro

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@_OH_71 @DonAlt Now compare every single one of them to their ath prices

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@0xG00gly It’s close to ~70% of assurance big dawg

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@smiley_dd1 @hantengri Nice kraken sneak

[Wu Blockchain @WuBlockchain]

Nexo Report: 67% of Affluent Investors Own Crypto, Only 4.7% Deeply Integrated

Nexo’s Future of Digital Wealth 2026 report surveyed 1,000 affluent investors across three countries. About 67% own crypto, but only 4.7% are deeply integrated users. Nearly 20% expect crypto to be their top wealth driver over the next decade. Operational infrastructure emerged as the key barrier to full integration.

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@kirbyongeo I’m positive it did not drop to 9 (my buy did not hit)

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@CirrusNFT @KookCapitalLLC Lmao a fresh account with no trade probably beats kook’s pnl so I doubt he’ll take this up 🤡

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@DRTnky Bro this guy is always on my feed with his AI DROPSHIPPING shit dam fking annoying

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@CryptoQueenAU @sentosumosaba @iTrustCapital @zachxbt Imagine calling ZachXBT telegram a “back channel” 🫪

[Binance @binance]

MU dividends are now in your Funding Wallet ✅

If you were holding shares before 6 July 2026, your dividend should now be available.

→ $0.15 USD dividend per share
→ Distributed in USDC

Thank you for being part of Binance Stocks. 🫡

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@DRTnky

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@KookCapitalLLC @Strategy 20% upside for 90% downside type shit

[Kyle Samani @KyleSamani]

@CryptoHayes We have a deal. $SOL

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@TThompson @MoonOverlord Which timeline are we in again

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@getliquidalpha @HyperliquidNews @tradexyz @ventuals Already rugged mate

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@CryptoNobler Can’t believe @fundstrat is following this fake news larp trash

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@k1rallik if u believe this u have very low iq

[SchizoRetard.hl @SchizoRetardio]

@EternaLEnVy1991 EE have you considered creating a tele channel i’d like to subscribe to every second of your thots