Uber Shlep

Young Unprofessional / complaining about bad drivers 💩 NSFW

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

Scientific findings are that swatting at a fly on your screen using the cursor does not work.

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

I’m not hungry, but I sure am hangry

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

Neigh

[The IMEU @theIMEU]

A U.N. commission found that children and babies made up around 30% of those killed by Israel in Gaza since October 2023. The investigation concluded that Israel targeted those children deliberately — an act of genocide.

Read the report here: https://t.co/gDLZDz7cQ4

[The IMEU @theIMEU]

THREAD: Israel has killed over 21,000 Palestinian children across Gaza and the West Bank.

Two recent investigations make clear: the killing is deliberate and systematic.

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[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

What do the cashews that dangle from bell peppers taste like?

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

Oh here, it is: “I just resisted the urge to yell hey nice eggs at some guy loading a ton of eggs into his truck in the parking lot”

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

What the fuck why can’t you copy and paste on this app anymore?

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

At SF Pride police were waiting at the end of the march to arrest people. They stormed the crowd and seem to have made up a bullshit vandalism excuse to justify their actions

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

When I wake up, I’m only thinking about one thing: coffee

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Happy to see a mainstream Jewish org call out the dangerous StopAntisemitism account. We need more of this

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

@MarieIsabellaB And we won’t apologize

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Like we’ve been saying. None of this is about Jewish safety. It’s always been about protecting Zionism to the point of throwing diaspora Jews under the bus

[Uber Shlep @Schleppppppp]

@Autistic_Lauren Elon Musk

[Talia Ringer 🕊🪬 @TaliaRinger]

Why does ladybug have such interesting names in so many languages? Ladybug, Moses' cow, the lord's beast, red taxi. Is literally any language normal about ladybugs?

[Rory Cowan @1rorycowan]

@NoContextBrits A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Before the AI summary googling things required you to determine which source was credible, read the context, maybe read more than one thing to get the answer. It’s absolutely better for your brain than asking an AI model