Schlik Club

Official twitter account of Schlik Club, writers of The Second Schliking of Jesus Smurf Christ, a collab fanfic.

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The 18th chapter of The Second Schliking of Jesus Smurf Christ corrects the mistake made by @DCComics .
https://t.co/oQg8jvZY8R
#BatmanGoesDown #Batman #fanfic #smurf #SonicTheHedgehog #HarryPotter #Jesus #BTS #WritingCommunity

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Due to conflicting schedules, this week's chapter of The Second Schliking of Jesus Smurf Christ has been postponed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#fanfic #Fanfiction #WritingCommunity #writers #ao3

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We are so proud to have reached 1000 hits. We probably couldn't have done it without you 💙 Looking forward to a thousand more!
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#fanfic #Fanfiction #WritingCommunity #writers #ao3 #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #Smurfs #SonicTheHedgehog #heroesdontdothat

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Chapter 18 features perhaps the most realistic, yet erotic, depiction on oral sex ever written. Read it here: https://t.co/oQg8jvZY8R
#heroesdontdothat

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This might be our best chapter yet!
Chapter 18 proves the Batman is an accomplished oral sex performer. BLULULUHLLUHLHMLHUHLM
https://t.co/d5wLgZffV6
#Fanfiction #Smurf #SonicTheHedgehog #BatmanGoesDown #HeroesDoThat #heroesdontdothat
@DCComics #Batman

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Friday means a new chapter of The Second Schlicking of Jesus Smurf Christ!
Read the first 17 chapters here:
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#writerscommunity #Writing #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Smurfs #SonicTheHedgehog #Supernatural #BatmanGoesDown #HeroesDoThat

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Speaking of Jim Gordon, the top three pussy eaters in the DC universe are:
1: Jim Gordon
2: Harley Quinn
3: Alfred Pennyworth
#HeroesDoThat #heroesdontdothat #BatmanGoesDown #Batman

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Following DC's most recent lies about #Batman, the next chapter of The Second Schliking of Jesus Smurf Christ will, with 97% certainty, feature at least one scene in which the Dark Knight performs oral sex.
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#fanfic #Fanfiction #WritingCommunity #writers

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Jim Gordon knew Batman ate pussy. It's canon.

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Chapter 17 is up! It has more sexual content than what should be allowed! https://t.co/ikJqKQ5lX9
#Fanfic #Fanfiction #SonicTheHedghog #HarryPotter #LGBTQ #Smurf #Batman #BTS #StarTrek #Ao3 #WritingCommunity #writerslift #writers

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@tedcruz are you ready my boy?

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Is your body ready for a new chapter of The Second Schlicking of Jesus Smurf Christ?
It's coming up in a few hours! Read the first 16 chapters here:
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#Fanfiction #Fanfic #SonicTheHedgehog #Smurf #Supernatural #HarryPotter
Pic: Stalingrid, co-writer.

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Meet one of the #writers of The Second Schlicking of Jesus Smurf Christ (Soon to be a major motion picture)!
Maria is our att-horny, making sure no illegal stuff ends up in the scriptures!
Read the full story at:
https://t.co/rfBamhn1R4
#fanfiction #fanfic #SonicTheHedgehog

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The sixteenth chapter of The Second Schliking of Jesus Smurf Christ is now up!
Things are really starting to heat up in the Vagina-verse! the #MCU doesn't have anything on this!
https://t.co/SUAwX8FLJp
#fanfiction #fanfic #sonicthehedghog #Smurfs #HarryPotter

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Now that the #Eurovision is over, perhaps you want to continue to explore the best Europe has to offer when it comes to art? If so, here it is in literary form:
https://t.co/SAfYCSVIKI
#fanfic #Fanfiction #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday
#SonicTheHedgehog #Smurf #Supernatural

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The Durst is currently on sale, forty-four percent off!” He swung his huge lolloping tits towards the Banes, who stared back, mesmerized at their complete disregard of the laws of physics. They looked like what God had intended when he first designed boobs.

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"@freddurst had sacrificed his soul for the low cost of one platinum selling album. It had made him a really big deal in the early 2000’s, but now he was out of a job, and with no real talents, there was only one thing to do."
#Fanfiction #WritingCommunity
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He fisted his way into the sacred sanctum where Crotchy had just vanished, holding a sign over his head which read “This body has seen better days.”
“This is your one and only chance to get with the Durst!” He harked, then swallowed an unseemly amount of phlegm.