Liz

it’s all a joke relax

[Liz @SchlizW]

Me (on a terrible date): this girls kinda the worst
Also me: kiss her

[Aelin @linnssins]

ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.

[heath @tuasmatas]

sexo lésbico, comunismo, e vinho

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[Liz @SchlizW]

Why doesn’t suffering burn calories

[𝓚υᥒι ‧₊˚ (꯱᥊4ᥒᧁᥱᥣ) @kwunvii]

god FORBID i wanna be bossed around a little

[Liz @SchlizW]

Shane Gillis really has a lot of opinions on women’s bodies for a guy who looks like he breathes heavy when he eats

[diego andrés @_drifterrrrrr]

hola perdona si no te respondo i suddenly became important at work tqm

[JGMMA @TheJGMMA]

You don’t eat cookies at work and they think you got an eating disorder

[Amigo @Topboix]

neither girlfriend nor wife material but something much weirder and unexplainable

[Tragic Mike @awwjeezmike]

Saying the alphabet in Spanish is so ridiculous wtf is igriega like that's a whole word

[Liz @SchlizW]

@67409_so Diet Coke bodies

[Average Black DC Enjoyer 🇵🇸 @forpalestine300]

Happy indigenous people’s day and fuck all colonizers

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

christopher columbus was a bitch

[୨ৎ @soysabil]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it girl, what do you see?

[Krista Diamond @KristaDiamond]

Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches

[dav1adCUUuuUute ᵏᵖ @itsdaviad]

os juro que podéis escuchar a dos artistas mujeres a la vez eh?

[۟ @sallibop]

BEST SNL PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME

[chano @lukrepr]

voy a salir a caminar un rato porque estoy loca y los locos caminan

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[cariño @hilariedarling]

Bring back the lost art of drunk phone calls