Dusty Schlamp

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Anyone ever think about being bad so you can get coal for Christmas cause coal is heat n heat is money? #coal4life

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Pro tip- if you ever wanna get out of something you already committed too eye drops if drank will make you throw up

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Do words that rhyme in English also rhyme in other languages

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

iCloud is ruining my life

[dylan @dyl_herzalot]

@Schlump19

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Going to start purposely putting the recycle bin to the street on the wrong day and see if any idiots follow suit

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Just gunna drive around town until I smell the best bbq and then pretend I got invited

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

My phone is no longer my phone. It is considered my game boy #pokelife

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Why is the smell of fresh rain so satisfying

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Well, this lady is just evil.

https://t.co/XlFBiausAp

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Why does every stupid fly have to land on your nose while your trying to sleep

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

So this little munchkin rode on the axel under the truck for about 25 km with me to work today… https://t.co/45ZYgdbGN4

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Who gets a lift kit on a suburban

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

@josieefolk "if you hit a pine cone with your car the conversation officers will come and pick it up" there porcupines Jo

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Can take the boys out of craven but you can't take craven out of the boys #cravendetour#weddingfun https://t.co/43EzE7Q4jI

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

@josieefolk I hate it when people snore too, so annoying

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

So it happens to be this super stud of a best friends birthday today so make sure to pretend to like… https://t.co/ptNWMIyOPW

[Dusty Schlamp @Schlump19]

Bet you can't suck on a candy the whole way through without biting it