Delf

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Why does Love Island have One Piece pacing?

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Pop: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket"
Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!"
*Juice Wrld airballs and hits a man*
Juice: "pass the ball bro!"
*Bam Adebayo turns around*
Bam: Got room for one more?

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Spice girls if they were cucks: If you wanna be my friend you gotta get with my lover

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Nah it’s crazy tho cuz the wheels on the bus really do go round and round

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Elon tweeting this on switch 2 launch day

[Delf @Schmelfy]

What if instead of king von it was king prawn and he made aquatic themed music and swam on his ops

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Nickeil Alexander-Walker? I hardly know her!

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Cooking was invented by big dish to get you to do more dishes

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Evolving must’ve felt so good for isopod

[mau @rllydu]

things im on:
-my bullshit
-that good kush and alcohol
-sum other shit
-the spectrum

[Delf @Schmelfy]

@HalieyWelchX Who are you voting for?

[Delf @Schmelfy]

@PR8610 @TyBarros_ I believe this is Fortnite

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

Me and my friend Andrew

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Please prey for me my girlfriend is requiring me to buss 6 nuts tonight!

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Lmk guys

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Mf will listen to talking heads but their kid was just BORN and they still be getting beat up UNDER PUNCHES. Like bro THE HEAT GOES ON 😭

[Delf @Schmelfy]

@jorios_ You don’t understand cuz you’re not a high value male. Post was meant for Lions and Tigers only!

[Delf @Schmelfy]

She talk on my head till I Zimbra

[Delf @Schmelfy]

Netspeend @nettspend I’m so druuunk. Netttttspeeend

[Delf @Schmelfy]

I need that bird that cleans alligators teeth but for mah dick and balls.