Carter Schmidt

straight up procrastinating

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.

[micheal @godsb0y]

weekdays as someone with a 9-5

[✵ @nxymll]

Stop texting me while I’m at work I will reply instantly

[cubicle claire @soupyluver]

didn’t realize working a corporate job means ignoring tornado warnings

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today

[Rick Cumberland, JD @depressedtuffy]

I wish I had classes in 3 weeks…

#40moreyears

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

at least 2026 gave us the explosive diarrhea notes app apology

[Carter Schmidt @Schmidt16Carter]

@AstralSpiff @youtooz LOAF

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[☔ @Whotfismick]

damn August really got somewhere to be don’t it

[paris rae @parisrae13]

it’s gonna be cole and dylan sprouse and they’re gonna finally announce the winners of the danimals sweepstakes

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Remember when Taylor Swift

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

august

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s august 🥰

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Bee 987 just called bee 5,683 a SLUR!

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Pretty fucked up I can't live here

[CHICAGO CRITTER @ChicagoCritter]

Weinermobile had a little accident. #oscarmayer