New Girl Quotes

Hilarity my man, Hilarity.

[Hannah Simone @HannahSimone]

For 8 yrs I celebrated 3 thanksgivings (one w/ poutine, one w/clowns + one tradish) bc that’s how many I need to express my thankfulness for the family I built on this show; the cast, crew and every person who watched. The love people have for New Girl makes me feel beyond lucky.

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

When your friend says they don't watch #NewGirl. https://t.co/xeizMbeSS2

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

17 Times Schmidt was the Best Character on TV: https://t.co/MEEcR5TNvl via @Buzzfeed #NewGirl

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

Roomies! It's official: #NewGirl returns Tuesday, January 5 at 8/7c for an all-new season! https://t.co/2fgmHO6Hyq 🎉

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: Do you have a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa, can he just have one of those?
#NewGirl

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: I love these parties, I feel like I'm an ambassador or a spy or a really high class prostitute #NewGirl

[ѕcσtt ѕpєncєr ♰ @LScottSpencer_0]

Relationship Goals @NewGirlonFOX https://t.co/ZzHwEbZGF2

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: Schmidt, stop looking at me like I’m a fat kid riding a bike #NewGirl

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Nick: You can't turn the sink on when someone's in the shower, this isn't some fancy hotel! #NewGirl

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Schmidt: I’m going to have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperst loafers on! #NewGirl #BestOfSchmidt

[Schmidt @SchmidtsQuotes]

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[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: U hook up at weddings all the time whats ur strategy?
Coach: Its called being a gorgeous black man with the body of an action figure.

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Schmidt: There’s a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome. #NewGirl

[New Girl FanForum @NewGirlFanForum]

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[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

.@petergallagher joins the cast of #NewGirl as Schmidt's dad in season 5: https://t.co/IOzwvoleQX via @TVLine

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Schmidt: I don’t celebrate Christmas or as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’ #NewGirl

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Schmidt: You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius #NewGirl #Lesbihonest

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy.
Nick: I don't think you're trying very hard.
#NewGirl

[New Girl Quotes @SchmidtQuotes_]

Jess: If I met you in high school you never would have even noticed me
Nick: That's because I didn't go to class, I wouldn't have seen you