Schmidt

Morton Schmidt im a officer at Jump Street, along with my best friend Greg Jenko, I also get ignored alot. Maya xxx

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When the fridge is full

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When you think your pulling a cool face for a picture in a club

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When someone has an accent

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When your in a club and the big arse bouncer breaks the fight up

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When the geek fights back

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The face you pull when someone has said something stupid as fuck http://t.co/5DgzW4tjJY

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When your mums brought Nutella

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When you realise you might just be A little bit too young for the party

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Throw back Thursday #tbt

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When you and your mate spot another pair in the club

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When your mate needs you to wingman, but she ugly

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When your mate asks if your coming out Saturday

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Bae: Come round Me: I have a NFL game Bae: I'm home alone

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When your mate tells you he just got with a girl

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This is me when my mate is getting told off

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When Bae knocks and you haven't told her you have a mate round too

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When your dad shouts at you for the littlest reason http://t.co/ec2wCA3tNu

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When your arguing with someone and loosing http://t.co/MoqrXW9sP9

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When you was a kid

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On the day of an exam. http://t.co/10KFrRDZys