Walden Schmidt

Hey, I'm Walden. Creator of Blungogo, Electric Suitcase Inc. and founder of Walden Loves Alan Enterprise (formally Walden Loves Bridget)

*PARODY ACCOUNT*

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I'm going to find Marty and Berta to forget what I just saw.

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Pink French lace to be exact, I thought it was one of Jenny's leftovers. I'm not gay. You hear that kids on the beach, NOT GAY!!!

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Alan just walked through the kitchen in women's underwear. I hate my life.

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Flabby, balding little man running about my house in tight white pants...downsides of living with a leach.

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Half naked women running about my beach house...perks of living with a lesbian.

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#YoureASchmidtHead

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#SchmidtHappens

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#NoBullShmidt

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#MalibuNights

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Ran into Alan's ex girlfriend Lindsey earlier, all I could think of was her softcover porno...Alan was a lucky guy.

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Been so busy with Electric Suitcase inc. forgot I had a Twitter account

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Aaaaah! It's all over my computer screen

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Oh God! Walked in on Alan pleasuring himself to a picture of Lindsey on my iMac, c'mon man!

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Man, I kind of miss that pot smoking, big headed, food munching machine and son of a leach that is Jake. Who would've know

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For a guy who lives right beside the beach, I am hardly ever on the beach.

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We had a good 4th of July

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Happy 4th of July

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Actually miss this little bastard

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Walden

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She named him Walden after myself. It was proud moment.