Kent Schmidt

Costco hotdog enthusiast.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @BlastZonePod]

What's your favorite film genre? Mine is the Wikipedia page for whichever horror movie I'm too afraid to watch.

[Kent Schmidt @Schmidty89]

@ConnerJ89 Our family just watched the movie The School of Rock. I had no idea you were in that movie.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Yes, we made our long snapper a highlight reel. And yes, it goes hard. @ChrisStoll18

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

It is kind of funny how many times you’re able to watch a Ryan gosling movie and say, “Damn he’s got a nice jacket on”

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Timothée Chalamet stuns as Kevin from the Backstreet Boys

[Kent Schmidt @Schmidty89]

@JonahWilliams25 I haven't thought about a prairie fire in 20 years. Wow. I am transported

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Here is your Roughriders’ Coaching staff for the 2026 Canadian Football League season 🤟

📰 https://t.co/ExMXamZqQm

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

You call it luck, I call it… well luck actually yeah that is definitively one of the luckiest things that’s ever happened lol

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Golden Tate’s entire career

[gabe @allgarbled]

It’s crazy that in the history of the world there have been two truly great poems written about tigers, and one of them was written by a 6 year old boy.

[Kent Schmidt @Schmidty89]

@ConnerJ89 Never happen

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

Just watch lol

@getnickwright | @kevinwildes | @Chris_Broussard

[SR(X)K Nephew @KELVlN_FILTER]

All the eulogies of Hackman on here are like “he was too ugly to be a leading man, as all character actors were. He was a hard faced, ugly, tough to look at, putrid, expressive character actor, one of the best of his time. Rest In Peace Gene. You were bald.”

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[Kent Schmidt @Schmidty89]

@LoganBBH Dream on

[Kent Schmidt @Schmidty89]

@ConnerJ89