Dan Schmidt

same Schmidt, different day

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

All restaurant employees must wipe their hands on their apron before returning to work

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Realized I forgot to turn the fan off when I left this morning. Just turned it off from work using the app. I am falling hard for the fan app.

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

My wife bought a new floor fan and when I plugged it in, I had to create an account and log in. To the fan. The fan asked me to share my location.

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

The fan wants to know if I want to receive notifications. Sure. Why the hell not, who cares

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Your friend trying to show you a meme, but they drive for Amazon so their whole camera roll is packages on people’s porches with their whole address

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

@NFL_DovKleiman Him being on the field usually indicates your team is doing poorly

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

@BackThenFB @JordanWesty1 Most catches are behind the back. This is actually an in front of the back catch. Very impressive regardless.

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

You know we’re down bad as a fanbase when we reminisce over squeaking out a W over McNeese State

[Casual Big Ten @casualbigten]

Throwback to when McNeese State was seconds from forcing OT… until Ameer Abdullah had other plans 🔥

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Put Carl Tart on the cast

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

The King’s Speech but with Bill Self’s stutter in interviews

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Nevermind, I missed a spot. This will be my last post.

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

I am become sunscreen, destroyer of sunburns.

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

I am become sunscreen, destroyer of sunburns.

[Chancellor Johnson @ChancellorTV]

Fran Fraschilla was in the middle of calling Mo Krivas the Defensive Player of the Year when Flory Bidunga dunked all over him 😂

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

The IT guy said he’s never seen so many open tabs on a computer before 😇

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

SpongeBob is Forrest Gump

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

No matter how many bananas I buy, I always wish I had bought one less than that number

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Dan Schmidt is listed as questionable for this week (back, shoveling)

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

@stoolpresidente https://t.co/eioDkUL5AC

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Husker fans are Charlie Brown and Matt Rhule is Lucy with the football

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Husker fans are Charlie Brown and Matt Rhule is Lucy with the football

[Dan Schmidt @Schmitty402]

Leipold probably wondering if Darryn Peterson can play football