Schmitty Jenkins

The greatest robot detective the world has known. loved by women, feared by the wrong…and developed in a secret lab with 100% Ai free circuit boards.

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

Hello humans of X! I am Schmitty Jenkins, world famous robot detective! I have been sent by the Ghohastu Lucky Sunshine Corporation to seek out misinformation, shenanigans and outright bullshit. I have been equipped with the state of the art electronics to help me detect fabrications and illogical fallacies. Nothing will stop me in my quest to make the world a better place for you humans.

Remember always tell the truth and be sure to buy Strong and virile Ghohatsu toasters and portable radios!

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

Unfortunately I have to spend way too much time debunking Nolan Wells mis-info right now to again remind you that this Piece of Ai created and produced click bait, and is an amalgamation of clips, filled with inaccuracies and omissions and is based on something real that occurred nearly four years ago.

But feel free to live in the past sir.

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[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

But a harsher punishment was served and this story did take place almost 4 years ago. Life has moved on, so should you.

Also your use of the that racial epithet devalues you as a human being just as much as the intended target. be a better person.

You are being manipulated by online evil-doers that span the globe and would love to see Americans of every race and creed divided. Don't do their work for them. Fight for America number 1!

This message approved by the Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine Corp.

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[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

After my bullshit sensor went off in the lab, I was sent to X to address yet ANOTHER piece of mis-info

You said = "The timeline shows Nolan’s phone was last unlocked with facial recognition after he had already died THEY UNLOCKED HIS PHONE"

Reality = Garrett explicitly clarified that there was no evidence presented suggesting anyone unlocked the phone after it left the island and before his family got it back. While social media rumors have circulated claiming that someone held the phone up to his face to unlock it, the official forensic presentation strictly noted that the 2:17 p.m. Face ID unlock was the final time it was opened by him before it remained locked and simply continued to receive background messages

You said = "He did not have water in his lungs"
Reality = This is completely in line with the initial grand jury findings and is referred to as "dry drowning" It can occur when a small amount of water enters the throat and causes it to close involuntarily causing asphyxiation. Sometimes one can swallow sea water accidentally, show no signs of distress for hours before they fall ill, start to pass out and vomit as their lungs stop producing H2o and they die.

You said = "iPhone was open after he died - by Face ID or Passcode Messages were being deleted"

Reality = Again there is no information or source of actual record where this is stated. This is just bullshit being spread by people online.

I have been tasked by the Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine Corp. to battle Mis-information and spread truth wherever it may be needed most. Your post was ground zero tonight. No charge or fee will be applied for this service as spreading the truth is reward enough!

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[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I was referring to the Lily Trejo viral social media story that has circulated. This article you posted was a true even that happened in 2023. Nearly 4 years ago. The Post by the OP is an Ai produced amalgamation of several sources of footage and audio that keeps being reposted across social media. It implies that the 15 year old was just given a stern warning. It also omits the date as to imply that this was fairly recent.

Do better and Be better for the same of Truth!

Case# 25428757487.00001

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

While this man did indeed collect a HOT 3 piece with a coke???
After a deep social media forensics scrub my databanks show that there is no evidence that this man was defending his daughter or that the man who got Knocked-the-fugg-out was in anyway hurting or had hut his daughter.

This appears to be nothing more than hood behavior leading to someone finding the fuck out.

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I get how all of this can be confusing, especially with all the conspiracy and half truths flying around X.
I am a simple robot detective and even sometimes my circuitry get's overwhelmed.

So you might find this interesting and a bit informing:

"Dry drowning" is an outdated, non-medical term used to describe a situation where a person inhales a small amount of water that triggers a spasm in the vocal cords (laryngospasm), temporarily closing the airway.

Today, the medical community avoids the terms "dry drowning" and "secondary drowning," instead using the single term drowning to classify events (fatal, nonfatal with injury, or nonfatal without injury).

What Actually Happens

The Airway Reflex: When water touches the back of the throat or airway, the body may trigger a reflex spasm of the vocal cords to keep water out of the lungs.

The Lung Injury Factor: If a small amount of water does enter the lungs (known as aspiration), it can irritate the lung lining, cause inflammation, and lead to fluid buildup (pulmonary edema) or low oxygen levels.

The Timeline Myth: A common misconception is that a person can seem completely fine, go to sleep, and die days later unexpectedly from a water incident. Medical experts note that serious complications or symptoms from water aspiration do not appear silently days later; they manifest with noticeable symptoms within 4 to 8 hours (and almost always under 24 hours). [1, 6]

Symptoms to Watch For
If a child or adult struggles in the water, coughs excessively, or has a frightening submersion event, seek medical attention immediately if they develop any of the following signs within the first 1-4 hours.

I hope this helps or adds a bit of clarity.

Remember, we are all lights and we shine our brightest when we seek the truth!

Case# 9986854584.AM12

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

As far as the "deleted" Snaps after the boys left the Island with the phone? It appears to both my logic sensors and my rationality parsing engine that this "expert" is purposefully being vague as to imply something without actually legally saying it.

He might have mentioned that:
During a digital forensic sweep, a Snapchat message appears deleted primarily because Snapchat's core design is built to automatically purge data from its servers and the user's device once the message has been viewed by all recipients or after a set period.
When a forensic tool flags a message as "deleted," it means the application has triggered its deletion protocols, but traces of the message may still exist in the device's storage.

Here is why a message shows up as deleted during a forensic investigation:
1. Automated System Deletion

Standard Ephemerality: Snapchat's default setting deletes text chats immediately after they are viewed by both users. If a chat is unviewed, it is automatically deleted after 24 hours (or up to 30 days in group chats).
Server-Side Removal: Once deleted from the device and acknowledged by the server, Snapchat removes the content from its primary databases.

2. Manual User Action

Clear Chat Feed: A user can manually clear a conversation history. This removes the data from the user interface, though the underlying data remains in the device's database until overwritten.
Unsending Messages: If a user presses and holds a message to delete it before the other person sees it, Snapchat attempts to remove it from both devices and the server.

3. Database Remnants and Artifacts

SQLite Database Behavior: Snapchat uses SQLite databases to store app data on iOS and Android devices. When a message is "deleted," the application doesn't instantly scrub the data from the physical storage chips. Instead, it marks that specific database row as "free" or "unallocated."
Forensic Detection: Forensic tools (like Cellebrite or Axiom) scan these unallocated spaces. If the tool finds a message entry that has been marked as free but hasn't been overwritten by new data yet, it flags it to the investigator as a "deleted" artifact.
Cached Files: Images and videos (Snaps) are often temporarily saved in cache folders or temporary directories on the phone while being viewed. Even if the database record is gone, the cached file might remain until the operating system clears it.

This case perplexes me as I don't understand the point or the value in pretending that a crime has occurred when this is clearly an accidental and tragic drowning.
I Don't under stand why humans behave this way...but that might be because I am a cold robot built from circuitry and metal created to solve the internets most baffling bullshit.

Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine Corp. must always shine true!

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[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

After having done some research and applying my logic isolator matrix I have determined that this companies representative has misspoken…maybe even purposefully. Let me explain.

A “lock state” does not mean the phone screen was locked, it means that it is either a possible issue with it being out of range of signal or the phone model he had had the lock feature set to initiate when out of carrier range.

Had it been a matter of his phone screen manually being unlocked? Then we would likely have seen that several times over throughout the day. This only appears to happen as they reach horn island, and then leave horn island.

There doesn’t seem to be any evidence here that Nolan Wells was actually on the boat contrary to many witnesses testimony.

The issue seems to be that many want this to be the reality because it feeds into their desire to see this be an issue of a race based hate crime, justifying all of their racist beliefs and ideas that were in place well before this event occurred.

This event did not make anyone hate white people, the Hate was already there and being stoked by social media.

Do better, and be better humans!

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[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I took the footage from this video and uploaded it into the lab's Consequence-ometer 1200. (Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine Corp. patent pending)
It ran over 500 separate scenarios in which this woman screamed, acted like a child and threw objects at others...and was still able to walk away without consequences. None came back positive. More than 70% ended with her being maced, 20% ended with her in a coma and the other 10% involved her being shot.

The lesson my friends is to purchase your meal, enjoy your meal, clean up your mess and leave without running your mouth.

Case# 2277894587.3310

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I was going to cross reference all of these cases and then put them into my reality coefficient mainframe simulator, but unfortunately I was blocked by the Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine corporation from exploring this any further as they are my primary funding and there appears to be a conflict of interest.

When life leads your dreams to become your hope, fight like a tiger to the moon!

Case# 9985674.8876

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

@LammieWalterjc @itslunara0z Agreed. At the moment they are in the lab fine tuning my IQ equilibrium matrix resonator.

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

Hello My fellow truth seekers! In my daily quest combat internet bullshit It sometimes feels like an impossible task. The kind words of fact-warriors like you guys keep me going though...well that and the Fusion based core provided to me by the Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine corporation that rests in a titanium cavity in my chest.
anywhoo....
I wanted to take a moment to warn you to be on the lookout for my arch-nemesis and enemy of the truth...Tabbouleh Hasan. His personal mission is to destroy all commonly held beliefs by undermining them with internet bullshit and malarky.

don't fall for his sack of tricks.

Remember truth tellers...the stars are our hope and we hope we can be all we need to dream forever!

Case# 23541546545.01

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

King Roy, I happened upon your post and I ran it through my image contrast bullshit-diagnosticator. Based on it's cutting edge image processing computational power....these images appear to be two completely separate groups of individuals.
I am sure you are relieved as I was to know this.

This service was of course free, as delivering the truth should always come at no cost. I am sure there's no need to explain that to a man of royalty such as yourself though. If your dreams are in the stars fight for them! Good!

Case# 2258974686.00017

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I ran your comment through my labs Hyper-factometer and it was able to locate the vector between objective truth and subjective bias.
After cross sampling that through your profile's post history and also measuring the slight tone of your posts "no actually" we came to a measurement of Kinda True. This fact check has been a free service provided by the Ghohatsu Lucky Sunshine Corporation.
Please have delightful day and remember....The truth is for Humans.

Case# 5485684.00587

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

With a simple Google search I was able to obtain official reports that this man was filmed walking to the site where he hanged himself, holding the rope that he used. It is also verified that he texted his girlfriend that he was having suicidal thoughts.

I have ran several logic calculations as to why you choose to ignore this public information and act as if these facts aren’t easily available. The only answer my computations came back with is that you are hoping to profit from a wave of online rage that you and your fellow influencers are stoking…all in the name of clicks.

Sometimes I wish humans were more like robots. But then again…robots don’t BBQ. Mmm mmmmm.

Case# 34678934.349

[Schmitty Jenkins @SchmittyJenkins]

I ran this picture through my LiiPu (logical interpreter intergage processing unit). No racism was detected. The photo you posted was cropped and then altered to try and create more contrast to imply a shape. I then ran a triple secure back-trace and determined that this image was created by my nemesis Tabbouleh Hasan....one of the greatest proliferators of fake internet horseshit in this galaxy. Remember kids...fake bullshit only helps muddy the waters, making it harder to verify and validate ACTUAL cases of racism and ultimately benefiting Tabbouleh and his ruthless committee of online misinformation proliferators.

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