Schmizza

If you are what you eat, don't order the #2.

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Headed into 2025 like…

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Happy Boxing Day! 📦

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“HEY GUYS! I’m eating junk food and watching rubbish!”

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There won't be visions of sugar plums dancing in your head tonight after seeing this.

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🛸🛸🛸

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Alright, alright 👍👍

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Sounds about right.

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My year in review...

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The truth is out there. 👽

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All too true 🥗🍕

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This one is for the algorithm 🐈

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Feet first 👣

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The Future is Now!

Pizza can be had by a click of a mouse (or a tap of the finger) at https://t.co/OKg3q4Ptnf!

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When you’re upset that Schmizza put Mike Tyson’s keister in your feed, but then realize this is just 2 loaves of bread.

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Put some schmeat on them bones 🦴

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You're headed in the right direction! 🧭

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Left or right?

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Trust Your Gut! VOTE. 🇺🇸

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Don't look back in hunger.