Schmrypto ☎️

I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

An Accursed Share (2026)

A recapitulation of Yves Klein's 'Zone de Sensibilité Picturale Immatérielle' for the digital age, conducted at Lake 69 in the Peruvian Andes.

Directors: Mason Whitehorn Powell and Ryan Hugh McGahan
Producer: Alice Salamina
Executive Producer: Schmrypto

[Michael Kutsche @michaelkutsche]

👇Well written observation of the upper echelons of this "art movement", which is akin to a circle-jerk of Porsche owners, only that it is Fidenzas and Punks instead of luxury cars.

Certain collectors here (with few exceptions of course) may think of themselves as patrons of the arts, while in reality they are just luxury shoppers flaunting wealth for notoriety.

They turned what initially started as a promising endeavor into a self-aggrandizing borefest, unattractive for any serious art collector and artist alike to participate in.

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https://t.co/XqByAC2IMQ

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My Creative Director grew up in the backwoods of Oklahoma, so now this hat exists.

$19.99 with 100% of proceeds benefitting the National Council on Problem Gambling.

Live now!

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@JestemZero It’s cool to see a pretty coherent version of it coming together.

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I really think I would have had it if I hadn’t been wearing cowboy boots, but that’s also the only reason I didn’t break my ankles, so they’re a mixed bag.

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I’m so happy to see this video, because one time another guy and I had an unoccupied stalled car in neutral that got away from us on a slight incline, and in attempting to chase it down I got ahold of the steering wheel then promptly tripped and got my legs run over exactly like this.

I’ve never seen it happen to someone else; this felt very validating.

For the record mine was slightly more dramatic than this; the incline put on a lot of speed and I got tumbled under the back tire a bit lol

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

I’m so happy to see this video, because one time another guy and I had an unoccupied stalled car in neutral that got away from us on a slight incline, and in attempting to chase it down I got ahold of the steering wheel then promptly tripped and got my legs run over exactly like this.

I’ve never seen it happen to someone else; this felt very validating.

For the record mine was slightly more dramatic than this; the incline put on a lot of speed and I got tumbled under the back tire a bit lol

[Justin Trimble @justintrimble]

Everyone has had this dream. She manifested it irl.

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

I’m so happy to see this video, because one time another guy and I had an unoccupied stalled car in neutral that got away from us on a slight incline, and in attempting to chase it down I got the door open then promptly tripped and got my legs run over exactly like this lol. Never seen it happen to someone else, validating.

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@bright_lightart @DocT___ *your op

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

Have you really gotten to know an artist if you’ve never seen the inside of their skull?

Bob Mallary head scans, circa 1990.

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

@bright_lightart @DocT___ Always handy to have around lol. Oh and I misread you op; I know their work but I don’t believe we’ve met.

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

@jumbo_j7 So you’re saying I shouldn’t mint my glitched out Pepefied version of Bob’s brain scans?

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

@3panelcrimes @HaiverArt At least on the subject of the business of being an artist.

[Schmrypto ☎️ @schmrypto]

@3panelcrimes I suspect @HaiverArt has an unusually good answer to this question.

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@bright_lightart @DocT___ I have! Very cool art and artist.

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@Sbihakhan97 Thank you! This one even surprised me a little, was a very exciting find.

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@jumbo_j7 lol, it was someone’s post about there being too much skull art that reminded me I had these.

[Rob De Los Santos @RDToTheMoon]

“…none of this needs a summit. It needs the people with money to spend some of it differently.”

“…and let me be precise: posting is not patronage. A spotlight feeds an artist's reach. Only a purchase feeds the artist. Some of the big voices (although not enough) occasionally point at small work—a kind word, a repost, a gm. That costs nothing, but it also changes nothing.”

“…the person who buys one great cheap piece is exactly who this movement needs ten thousand more of.”

By far one of the most thoughtful long-form writings I’ve read about this space in years. Highly encourage everyone to sit down somewhere quiet and give this article the time it deserves. So many great points made by @sjf_keef.

[Steven Morse @iamstevenmorse]

ART Tomorrow

Cohosts @itsdonnyok and @AeonsBTC

Featuring @bitofina @fiatfire @Kanetix22 @phraze @schmrypto @simplewaters and more

Set your reminders
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