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NUCLEAR SEPPUKU 🌎 💣 Wehrbauer savage ⚔️

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I dislike 99.9% of people but like 99.9% of cats

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The only thing that’s creepy about this is Leo’s weak, skinny-fat body. Look at his legs below that belly! He’s disgracing his Estonian genetics.

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@dataminer345 Smoke more cigarettes and see if things improve

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I literally never go to the doctor. I judge my health based on the firmness of my morning wood and the quality of my stool. Every morning is a health examination.

[the captive dreamer @captivedreamer7]

Indians and Chinese are being funneled in to prop up boomer real estate property values so that the Canadian "economy" doesn't completely collapse (there is no economy outside of a real estate ponzi scheme and boomers all vote for Trudeau)

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@invis4yo Hardcore pornography

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@rhodymccoysghos @BohmRespektor I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’ve seen it in the hood in my city. It’s still out there.

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@rhodymccoysghos @BohmRespektor The customer base is ghetto blacks so that’s where it’s sold — in black ghettos. You’re not going to see this in a classy wine store.

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The Amish build a barn in a day, so imagine how efficient their rape gangs would be

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I like dicing up potatoes and then throwing them at 100mph into a pan of extremely hot butter, splashing it all over my naked body, giving myself sever butter burns

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I officially have wet brain

[Tad and The Sports Jock @DykeDozer69]

Me and a fringe minority of autistic white nationalists with substance abuse issues demand I be given some sort of territory to govern

[brian @modernsexmotel]

Mexican faցցot with AIDS patient physiognomy thinks a jacked white man with a family is pathetic. Petty resentment.

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@QuordeLion I’m not sure

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I have three months to become fluent in Danish

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I believe the Danes will invade all of Europe and cleanse the migrant hordes

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My biggest regret is that my blood isn’t 100% German. I blame myself for this.

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@dataminer345 I know. My previous tweet I said I have three months to become fluent. Obviously that’s a joke. I’d just like to learn a tiny bit so I can read signs, menus, maybe use a couple simple words. That’s it really.

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Okay, Danish is an incredibly fucked up language. Even if I were to learn how to read and understand it, it would be nearly impossible to pronounce.

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@bionic_slime Haha well put. It’s as if they’re not even trying to speak intelligibly. They’re just puking out vowel sounds with a consonant here and there.

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@readmyramblings @HyperBowiean I know all the Scandinavian languages are very closely related but I’ve heard Danish pronunciation differs dramatically from Norwegian and Swedish. It’s considered more difficult for this reason I believe.