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@KTLA Made my car wobble in Colton

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@smc429 The first red flag was she married Clarence Thomas.

The second red flag was Clarence Thomas married her.

Birds of a feather

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@CalltoActivism If by 'resign' you mean 'rot in hell' then sure

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@D1GGDUGG @smc429 Oh look, it's Dugg! /swoon

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@smc429 When somebody bleeds black shoe polish from their head, you should run like a muthafucka.

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@joncoopertweets They didn't turn him off and back on again.

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@JoyceWhiteVance It also didn't make any sense for Merrick Garland to defend Trump in the rape case, but he did anyway.

In what universe does RAPE fall within the course and scope of the office of President?

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@smc429 He will send his 2 Corinthians

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@ThatEricAlper Why the hell don't any of my kidnappers wanna get buck nasty with me then go knock over a liquor store like we did in high school

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@smc429 Like Alabama, he can't identify labia with a Sharpie, a map, and the Hubble telescope.

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@WTFinSoCal Tuck me in the apt tonight

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@HouseMitchell_ @smc429 *edit Your [liberal] tears.

So close, yet so far away ...

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@smc429 Honestly, it will likely be penises. Lots of them, all colors and nationalities.

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@ThatEricAlper Spencer & Antfood - Trek

Everyone longs to fall in love with someone who makes you feel like this song. If you are a hopeless romantic like me, give it a listen.

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@tribelaw We have a word for him in German: Backpfeifengesicht

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@ThatEricAlper Myself, age 16. He needs to hear what I have to say at age 50.

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@Stonekettle He didn't "mess up". 9 year-olds "mess up". Grown men commit crimes, they don't "mess up".

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@CalltoActivism No, what is truly dangerous is actual grown-ass people who are old enough to work and vote and make babies and such, who actually decide in their grown-ass heads that it's a great idea to vote for these ridiculous goons.

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@ThatEricAlper I'm a trucker who loves listening to episodes of 'The Golden Girls' when I'm over the road.

That time Rose was dating a dwarf, and Blanche comes in with an hors d'oeuvres platter and yells, "SHRIMP?!" then spins around back to the kitchen! I about drove in a ditch haha

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@RepSwalwell Eric: Don't feed the trolls.