Otto Von Schnauzer

#OttoVonSchnauzer Office assistant to @privacymatters Used to be @ottobit_

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

"you know you want to! Give me the damn turkey!"

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

"you know you want to! Give me the damn turkey!"

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

"THROW THE PEBBLES! NOW!"

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

"Behold my cuteness. Pleeease can I have some of your lunch?"

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

I may not look it (cos I’m trying to fool the human) but I’m having loadsa fun in the snow!

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

Where’s the treat did you say?

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

Is that a snack I see?

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

“I’m being serious. Throw the stick!”

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

My best ‘Otto the Fearsome’ impression! Actually just wishing the human would throw the damn stick into the grass so I can hop and pounce through it like an artic fox! 😂🐾🐾

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

During lockdown I’ve been responsible for getting the humans out but yesterday I found some lovely pig slurry to roll in and it was heaven! But they washed it off so I could be the office assistant again 😂🐾🐾

[🌈 RMDog 🌈 @RMDog_UK]

@SchnauzerOtto Snacks did you say snacks?!? I’m here for it.

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

The human @privacymatters is talking to me about privacy and dogs on the internet and all I can think about is when he’s gonna damn well feed me!

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah what a woofly day. I wonder wot @RMDog_UK is up to and if he’s eaten all the snacks yet?

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

@TheSting17 Happy birthday Sophia! Here are some friends I met the other day.

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

@RMDog_UK Someone told me to isolate myself 😂

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

It’s that kind of day. I love a good fire and to dream ...

[Otto Von Schnauzer @SchnauzerOtto]

The human has been away for a week. I’ll need to take him for a walk ....