Ned Schneebly

2021 December issue cuck of the month. My wife’s boyfriend let me make this page

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Got some nice juicy burgers out here in the woods

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@BarstoolBigCat Doubt this little bastard is right.

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@AdamSchefter Doubt he’s right. Fuck Phil.

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You’re a fucking fraud Phil! Eat shit

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@westonbucky @littlecaesars Yeah they shouldn’t look forward to speaking to me. I AM PISSED!

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@littlecaesars Carry out

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@QuantumSeppuku follow me back faggot, if you’re not gay

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@QuantumSeppuku Can I fondle?

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@QuantumSeppuku How we feelin pornis

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@QuantumSeppuku Sup cock

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“you must be a quick, convenient breakfast pastry if you think we fuckin”

me-

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The public narrative is against it. Everyone in my circle told me it wont end well. The argument about it eventually came to blows with my Dad. Despite everyone’s best efforts, I ate the skrimps at the Lexus December to remember sales event. Sadly everyone was right. Send prayers

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@Doctor_SkuzzMuf Could probably finagle that into the soak room. Won’t be using it that much because I pound snootch the old fashioned way, but I need to be courteous and inclusive to my Mormon friends who soak on the reg.

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Just broke ground on the new house. Thinking the floor plan is set, but open to ideas.

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Ate a gas station breakfast burrito this morning. I don’t see a solid shit in the foreseeable future. I’m talking piss out of my asshole folks. Convinced I could cough and it would squirt out of my sphinct.

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@Doctor_SkuzzMuf You’re* but Dennis said no so you’ll probably have to send an Uber for the kid.

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@QuantumSepoopoo Believe it or not I have been sucked to completion not once but twice since we last spoke

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@QuantumSepoopoo guess I’ll go find someone else to suck it… because it needs to sucked