Dr. Pipperschnippetz

Medikal docter, for emergencies dial 911 - not a doctor. not even close.

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Sometimes masturbation won’t make the horny go away.

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

today i learned Gorbachev was still alive until today

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

none of the girls Leonardo DiCaprio dates are old enough to remember which president did 9/11

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

Supreme Court votes 6-3 to flush feminine products in public restrooms even if management printed out a little sign

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

my peanus horts so bad

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

Happy Mother’s Day to my wife if it weren’t for you I’d swallow food in really big chunks and dress the kids in McDonald’s kids meal boxes and need to number their foreheads just in case I forget how many I have and we’d get Leprosy from my one shower towel —

1/88

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

Ask your friends if you’re in a Truman show situation -

If they say yes —— > you are

If they say no ——-> you are

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

just watered my plants with smart water. now we wait.

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Medically speaking, having a thin dick qualifies you for handicap parking. Call our office for a consultation and I’ll give your skinny dick a look-see.

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Medically speaking, I’m cumming

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

i dont allow criticism (of me) on my twitter. im not even talking to u im talking to myself and ur just being a sick pervert reading my thoughts

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

a lemonade stand but for feet pics

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Who’s with me?! They can’t make us all shave our pussies!!

[Peter Mossfield @PeterMossfield]

Hanging out with your parents is weird like why are you third wheeling this random couple

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

Amazing how men cant even find shit in the pantry and we send them out to solve murders

[Theo Konstantino @theokonstantino]

Divorceés U.S. military
🤝
"So the last 20 years
meant nothing?"

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

u could probably go to space too if u just hustle a lil harder

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

@lolumOKUR That’s my baby right there

[Moe @Mochievous]

internalized misogyny is a real thing. i need my babes to be free

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

Its so much nicer to be depressed in a clean room

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

convinced 95% of men don’t see women as people and like 50% of women don’t see other women as people either