Schnorkles O'Bork

Naught but a free plane shitposting on the internet. I do not consent to joinder with your tweet.

Namaste.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

For pinning purposes:

Potentially transitioning away from Elon Musk's fun little hellsite to bluesky. Am https://t.co/0zU25Xiw6j there.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

@Bo_Kross why does this not surprise me.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Okay, last "I'm leaving" post.

Same name over at the bs. Gonna delete this account Monday when I get to work.

Cheers all!

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Will repost this once or twice more over the next few days, but hellsite is basically firmly done at this point. It was fun, but it's all pornbots and weird algorithm at this point.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Will repost this once or twice more over the next few days, but hellsite is basically firmly done at this point. It was fun, but it's all pornbots and weird algorithm at this point.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

https://t.co/sFqVlJm1Bz on the other site if you want to follow.

pretty much done here. 🤌

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

https://t.co/sFqVlJm1Bz on the other site if you want to follow.

pretty much done here. 🤌

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

https://t.co/sFqVlJm1Bz on the other site if you want to follow.

pretty much done here. 🤌

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

fucking oracle shit man

[Zac McCrary @ZacMcCrary]

Here's what will happen:

@mattgaetz is nominated for Justice Dept

Freak out by Dems & some mainline GOP

Trump pulls nomination

Gaetz gets a ton of name ID & rolls it into a race for Gov where all the GOP electorate knows is that he was Trump's pick who got sunk by The Swamp

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

@jbarro Pudzer. Thiel (though I don't think Trump ever officially nominated him for FDA)

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Especially with how bonkers this place is getting.

Probably close my account in a couple of days? idk

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

For pinning purposes:

Potentially transitioning away from Elon Musk's fun little hellsite to bluesky. Am https://t.co/0zU25Xiw6j there.

[Jonathan Nicholson @JNicholsonInDC]

Asked for his reaction to the Gaetz nom, Rep. Mike Simpson (R-Idaho): "Are you shittin' me?"

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

@AlanMCole With Gaetz? There's no way they even let him to the floor.

[John Bresnahan @bresreports]

.@ChuckGrassley was so exasperated by Gaetz questions that he stopped talking to reporters & stood there stomefaced for 30 seconds

[Al Weaver @alweaver22]

Even some of Trump’s more ardent backers are blown away by the Gaetz AG nomination.

“Holy cow,” Tuberville said looking truly bewildered.

He was quick to note he very much did not see this coming.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

ah yes brilliant deduction there detective there's just the small difficulty that if you're not in government you actually have ~*no power*~ over government.

have fun in your advisory commission champ lmao

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Politicians have talked for a long time about cutting the size of government. But when they get inside, they go native. If we’re ever going to crush the bureaucracy, it’s going to happen from the outside. Just the hard truth.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

A commission with no actual authority who's recommendations won't go into law because they'll do reconciliation twice in 2025 before an election year?

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

The stuffed suits have no idea what’s coming.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

@schnorkles.bsky.social on bluesky.

posting will continue to become less frequent here.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Based on who's active on bluesky vs. who's active here, moving off of hellsite for good is accelerating.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

Based on who's active on bluesky vs. who's active here, moving off of hellsite for good is accelerating.

[Schnorkles O'Bork @Schnorkles]

For pinning purposes:

Potentially transitioning away from Elon Musk's fun little hellsite to bluesky. Am https://t.co/0zU25Xiw6j there.

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

I'm mildly impressed the Trump and Wiles exiled Musk and Vivek to a Blue Ribbon Committee.

[Matt Glassman @MattGlassman312]

The President can create all the "Departments" he wants, but until they get their own authorities and appropriations, they're just presidential advisory commissions mooching money out of the EOP and coming up with suggestions.