Keri Schnug

My favorite people call me Ms. Schnug or Auntie Keri.

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“You were never too much, they just didn’t have the capacity to truly appreciate you.”

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So far one of my favorite first grade funny moments has been a student thinking her cousin is going to have her baby on Monday because it’s Labor Day.

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Mathew: “You sniffed her on your first date??”

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My calluses ripped off this week just to be built back up today.

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Mathew: “Did you post these?”
Reading my old tweets
Me: “yeah, it’s okay though, Mr. @JBdubs10 and Mr. @DBarnett1855 are usually the only ones who read them.”
Mathew: “nope, that’s worse.”

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“Songs of Solomon?..” “uh? Songs of spotify.”

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I love Devon for so many reasons but his cat dad vibes are top tier.

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If you look for perfect, you miss the growth. -Dr. Becky Kennedy

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Okay, it’s time. I’m ready to get back to my school, in my new room, with my little firsties! My fire is reigniting. Let’s. Go.

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Devon is currently playing Fortnite with Mathew and his friends. One of Mathew’s friends just said, “Uhh, mister, uhh Mr. Packett, come over here!” 🤣🤣 It’s cracking me up.

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I heard two of the biggest compliments of my career today:
1. “This has been his best year in school yet.”
2. “She knows she can trust you and that you won’t judge her.”

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Her story is amazing.

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Incredibly disturbing interview with Mary Vincent, who endured a horrifying attack in 1978, where she was assaulted, raped, had both of her arms chopped off, and was thrown off a 30-foot cliff by Lawrence Singleton.

Mary Vincent encountered Singleton while attempting to hitchhike to Vegas from California.

While on the journey, Vincent became wary of Singleton's actions as he intentionally drove in the wrong direction. She tried to flee, but Singleton struck her unconscious with a sledgehammer before she could escape.

Upon awakening, she found herself bound as Singleton brutally assaulted and raped her.

Following this, he horrifically severed both her forearms with a hatchet. Singleton then callously hurled her off a cliff before departing, leaving her for dead.

Somehow, she survived and climbed back up the cliff despite her injuries.She then tried to signal passing drivers for assistance.

After walking along Interstate 5 for almost three miles, she finally caught the attention of a couple who provided aid and helped her receive medical attention.

Vincent helped the authorities identify Singleton who was eventually arrested and sentenced to 14 years for the horrific crime.

Sadly, he served just 8 years of his sentence and was released in 1987 despite massive public outrage.

He moved back to Florida, where in 1997, he murdered a mother of three. He was sentenced to death but died in 2001 from cancer.

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“Give me liberty, or give me death..” but don’t give me: flare jeans.

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*getting home after picture day*
Me to Devon: “I’m glad you’re home now, you get to see a glimpse of me before I change into a slob.”

Now a normal boyfriend would say, “you always look great,” or something nice

Not my boyfriend though.

“Slob it up, Slobby.”

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M: “He’s my best friend!”
Me: “…and I’m chopped liver.”
M: “Did you say you’re a child murderer?”

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@KjschnugEMAW I’m blaming it on the fact that I actually lost 2 hours when I came back from NM.

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Being a mom is hard. My first official birthday party for M, and I woke up at the time I was supposed be picking up his friends. Cool, we love it.

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That fact that I no longer live alone, but I am still the only one in my house who eats crab rangoon is astounding to me.

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Hiking through the Petroglyphs
M: “ooh, lizard!”
Devon: “where?”
M: “9 o’clock AM.”