Austin Scholes

Appeasing the Algorithm god's 1 tweet at a time.

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

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[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@Spotify Not a damn thing, the home screen is all jacked up from the recent update and yall trying to copy something you aren't.

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

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[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

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[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@PardonMyTake An enema is actually the toughest pill to swallow....

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

I just wanna do redneck things with my friends #countrylife #2a

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you @RepDougCollins!

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

Perfect pose for the shot, or just taking a nap? I'll let you decide.

#hawaiilife #naptime #waterfallview #junglevibes #bambooforest @ Hana, Hawaii https://t.co/FKeT9Z4v12

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@UDOTRegionTwo Get the plows out and on to Parleys! It would be nice if your internal office planned and watched the weather reports more often. The service rating for UDOT this year is below satisfactory in my opinion.

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@NighthawkJB A poop Dolla!!

[relatable @byreIatable]

High school: "assigned seating is so stupid"

College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday"

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@NighthawkJB

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

If you knew the storm was coming in at 8 don't you think it would be a good idea to have trucks out or ready to go by then? @UDOTTRAFFIC @UDOTRegionTwo

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

Gotta love gettin over a sickness and all the chewable goodies you hack up throughout the day #overit

[relatable @byreIatable]

Tbh, if u still are best friends with ur crew from high school that’s amazing and be proud of that. Most hs friendships end as soon as you go your separate ways.

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@joerogan come snowboarding with me this season #localboy #PCMR #Vail

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@Peterooskee Iron Petyr....better know as the skill cape king

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@treebeard96 Low key the best🌲🌾🌽🍓🍉

[Austin Scholes @ScholesAustin]

@berner415 Just a hard-working country boy wondering how I can work for you learn and grow. Don't want the fame just the knowledge.