Chris Scholes

Here and happy 'bout it.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

It’s a beautiful night. Waiting to get into a restaurant, when a passing bird shat upon my neck. #HappyBirthday! #WinterClinical22.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@davidepley @GoDucks @oregonfootball @usnikefootball @CarsonBooyJay21 Maybe you should talk to an ophthalmologist…

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@KeithOlbermann Were you going to mention Alex Rodriguez by name?

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@Swimski008 @theidaho97 I heard a rumor that there might be a vaccine. Apparently it is safe, effective, and free. Is there any chance that that might help? #Helplessshrug #Getvaccinated

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The human brain is incredible. It’s capable of both engineering a life saving mRNA vaccine and deciding that anti-parasitic cattle paste is a better option. Just unbelievable range.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you are not a scientist, and you disagree with scientists about science, it’s actually not a disagreement. You're just wrong. Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

We got the new office artwork installed! #reesescustompieces

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@mursebigford That is WELL outside of scope of practice for a pathologist.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@Eyedahoan Sadly, she wouldn’t be the craziest person running for that office. The mental picture of those candidates “debating” is both mind bending and nauseating.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@CamardaNicole @theidaho97 @StLukesHealth *Sigh*we never needed to get to this place. Get vaccinated. Do it now. Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@pattonoswalt She is the absolute personification of “a little learning is a dangerous thing.“ Knows how to pronounce the Words properly, then strings them in random order…

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

Boston people saying “Schwarber” is reason enough to make that trade.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@pgammo I was at Fenway for that game. His legs looked 8 feet long as he flew around the bases.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@ThatEricAlper Dire Straits Brothers in Arms

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@mursebigford @Walton_Emily I teach students And resident physicians from a number of different institutions. Happily, all of them are requiring Covid vaccinations.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@Slartyb63689892 @ABC7 Thinking the sheriff should think.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@BrettKelman This is a weird form of time travel, back into the bad old days of rampant disease.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@502eire I would throw in testing one, two, three as well.

[Chris Scholes @ScholesChris]

@502eire Life in a nutshell

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

DAAAMN. Everyone PLEASE PLEASE watch this.