Paige Scholin

Ring Master of the Shit Show

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fight Recap:

I joked on X about fighting Zuck

Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION”

Italy graciously offered a Colosseum

Zuck declined

I suggested his home as “safe space”

Tragically, he was ahem “traveling”

Is there anywhere he will fight?

https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Me after 1 day of not eating sugar

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In the U.S., cities with higher rates of country music played on the radio also have higher suicide rates

Country music is hypothesized to nurture a suicidal mood

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Some sexually transmitted parasites can make people appear more attractive, and even make a person’s face more symmetrical

Researchers believe that these parasites make infected people appear more desirable in an attempt to contaminate as many hosts as possible

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@CashApp $pscholin

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@theestallion $pscholin

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@Pontifex https://t.co/w0MyNiaHhv

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@McDonalds https://t.co/w0MyNiaHhv

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@elonmusk https://t.co/w0MyNiaHhv

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@elonmusk https://t.co/w0MyNiaHhv

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@trishapaytas https://t.co/C2gCHHpnKb

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

I will never stop advocating for women.
It is our time to shine 💫

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

I love this site! https://t.co/gSKYdZPHmg

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

When you are having an awful day and your boyfriend buys you a velour liquid lip ❤️@JeffreeStar

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@ColourPopCo Applied brows, slaps cheeks for desired redness 😂

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

@CassieKay316 I just don’t want anyone to forget

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

Ohhhhhh 😆

[Twisted T @TMLausch98]

Imagine you’re banging a British girl and she goes

“ I’m fookin damp”

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

[Paige Scholin @ScholinPaige]

Some people really need to learn the difference between unconditional love and love with conditions