High School Story

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"I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullsh*t."

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"Sometimes I think about if I should text you first.
Then Fat Amy pops into my head and says ""Mmmmmmmm, Better Not."""

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"You're so fat, you sat on an iPod and made it an iPad."

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"I hate when cops don't honor a ""time out"" when chasing me on foot."

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We all wish cell phones came with unlimited battery life.

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"Just bought my mom a new fridge,
You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

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7 Cult Movies that Will Make You Laugh - https://t.co/zYoMsBMoBl

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That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy

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"How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?"

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Reasons Why David Moyes Should Be Sacked - https://t.co/Er5hPel1T9

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"I make sure I have exactly 10 items at the """"10 items or less"""" register.
But I pay for each item separately. With a check. -old ladie…

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Exotic Destinations for Adventurous Travelers - https://t.co/L7xUOfLigg

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"If somebody tells you Taco Bell is bad for you, cut them out of your life.
Why do you want that kind of negativity around you?"

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I hope one day I can love someone as much as those women in commercials love yogurt.

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do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

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"If steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegal for models."

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"I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, "
"Say hello to my little friend""."

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Sprint and T-Mobile are getting married...
There will be no reception.

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damn are you a banker because leave me a loan

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If only Taco Bell delivered...