johnwon

AKA Juicy J

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@SendsSerotonin Bud heavy

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It’s natural selection at this point

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@h_nnat Deadass tho. Homeboy smelled like fermented Chernobyl

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Ayo real quick PSA
Idgaf if it’s 80° outside and sunny. If ya toenails ain’t clipped, keep them shits in a sock and shoe. It’s 2018. We deserve better than to walk outside on a beautiful day and see your crusty ass toes that look like George Washington’s dentures

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@suuuuuuuj You good bro??

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@breeeds “Melon head”

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@AshBlin I’m just upset that you knew what an armpit tastes like

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@qotgs1995 It really be ya own homies

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@SThariath Bros before hoes

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@King_Charle5 This is the political equation of a “you up?” text

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Im in college still using my dying iPhone charger from high school cuz I can’t afford to replace it, and @johnlegend is using his charging cable for a makeshift party hat 40,000 ft in the air. Man it must be good to be rich https://t.co/4B02hU9Spn

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We here for a good time, not a long time https://t.co/xEg0WAAiSC

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

To burn off one plain M&M candy, a person would need to walk the entire length of a football field.

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*come back from semester abroad*
“Uhhh it’s pronounced BarTHelonahh”

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Don’t mind me. I’m just tryna bless ya TL right quick with a timeless bop 💁‍♀️ this took an unhealthy amount of hours to make so yall better be merry asf after watching this

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This is why I have trust issues

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@emmetienne But have you been to chick fil a before

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This the typa indian fuckboii who calls all of his friends the N-word and walks around campus wearing baggy, straight cut khakis with sperry’s and openly smokes a juul

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If you’re reading this, you need #NetNeutrality