alexis ☽

@7eleven / appa yip yip

[alexis ☽ @SchraderLexi]

the art the artist

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

IF WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THESE HEATWAVES LET IT BE THAT WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CITIES GREENER. PLANT SOME FUCKING TREES. BUILD A PARK. WE NEED MORE GREEN SPACES.

[Pettyondemand @famousbutnotme]

😭

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

You know planktons real fucked up cause sponge did his verse the F.U.N. song and passed the mic and plankton immediately started describing a Hiroshima situation

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[A ★ @heyyarnolddd]

EVERYBODY GET ON YOUR ZOOM!!! Please vote CARL BACK INTO THE HOUSE!! I’m not fucking playing #LoveislandUSA

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

POV love island USA producers:

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Everything feels like this right now