Allison Schrader

Lightworker. 🌅 Starseed. 🌌 Wife. 👸 Cat Mom. 😻 NMJ Cesspit Gem/Nuisance Penguin. 💎 Decader. 🌈 Usui Reiki Master. 🧘‍♀️❤

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Appreciate the sentences you say that you know are SO weird that you'll never say them again.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

I'm about to go Ed Gamble on this fly that won't leave me alone...

Hmmm, not thought to use @EdGambleComedy as a verb before.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

@TheLastLeg Jody, Jaco and Kadeena's pose on the podium after the anthem.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

#IsItOk that Alice Tai pays a tribute to gangster Ellie Robinson every time she arrives at the pool? Hell yes it is!

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

#IsItOk that we need a version of the Last Leg in the US and I should host it (even though I'd be the Josh)?

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

@TheLastLeg @JonniePeacock Love you here in the states as well @JonniePeacock #JonnieBeGood

[Paralympic Games @Paralympics]

Came for the win; stayed for the celebration.
We've definitely seen this one somewhere before 🤔

#Paralympics | #Paris2024

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

What @Simone_Biles said 👏

The #ParisParalympics kick off August 28th.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

In a world where all they seem to be reporting on is about hate, can anyone show me some love and kindness that will restore my faith in humanity?

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

SIX SQUARED. Let's rock this year.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Why are you bringing your underage rambunctious child on a brewery tour?!

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Can someone explain to me why if I type in Dara O'Briain, pictures of Steve-O from Jackass show up?

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Just show up.

And you know what I'm talking about. Don't make it creepy.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Everything I buy biscuits or crescent rolls, I forget that I HATE that the container pops open at you...

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

Does anyone else miss the Microsoft paper clip?

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

So that was an earthquake.... first one in about 10, maybe 15 years.

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

@HareComedy 👇👇👇

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

#VowlGame Country (⚪️⚪️🟡🟡⚪️) in 1, I got Animal in 1, and Human Body in 1. (3 moves)

https://t.co/8lehB38Hr5 @VowlGame

[Allison Schrader @Schrader_AM]

When you rewatch Lady and the Tramp and you remember how awful of a person Aunt Sarah is... 😡

[• Sloth • 🏳️‍🌈 @horneislife]

what's wrong with him