Australian Painter

[Australian Painter @SchrodingerKat_]

@shivambhadani_ 3-1 to France.
Dictator gonna score a brace 🫡

[Australian Painter @SchrodingerKat_]

@shivambhadani_ 💯

[‘ @stannly06]

🚨Alvaro Arbeloa: “The late appointment of the Chief Minister of Kerala was my fault.”

[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

Netflix, Wikipedia, Airbnb, Dropbox ~ all run on the same web server.
One quiet Russian engineer wrote it alone. For free. 🤯

Meet Igor Sysoev 🇷🇺

> Russian software engineer. Born 1970 in Soviet Kazakhstan.
> Failed his first university entrance exam.
> Joined Rambler in 2000 as a system administrator.
> 2002 ~ started writing a new web server in his free time. Alone.
> Goal: handle 10,000 simultaneous users on one machine ~ a problem Apache (the dominant web server at the time) couldn't solve.
> 2004 ~ released nginx publicly. Free. Open source.
> Zero marketing. Zero PR. Just the code.
> 2008 ~ nginx was serving 500 million requests per day at Rambler.
> 2011 ~ founded Nginx Inc. with co-founder Maxim Konovalov.
> 2013 ~ Netflix scaled its streaming CDN to 40 Gbps per server using nginx.
> 2019 ~ F5 acquired the company for $670 million.
> December 2019 ~ Russian police raided his Moscow office over a fake copyright claim.
> The Russian tech community publicly defended him. Charges were dropped.🚀
> 2021 ~ nginx overtook Apache as the #1 web server on Earth.
> 2022 ~ left F5 quietly. No farewell tour. No book deal.
> Today nginx powers Netflix, Wikipedia, Airbnb, Dropbox, Cloudflare, WordPress.
> 33% of every website on Earth runs on his code. Apache trails at 26%. Microsoft's IIS isn't even close.
> Still 100% open-source. Still free.

One man wrote it alone, in his free time, for free.
He never sought publicity. He never asked for credit.
A third of every website on Earth still runs on his work.

Webserver GOAT. 🐐

[maithun @Being_Humor]

I will not resign

[Australian Painter @SchrodingerKat_]

You're sick if you enjoy this CPIM downfall...

[Australian Painter @SchrodingerKat_]

Goated prediction....🐐

[Dheeraj @addheeraj]

Chathanoor prediction
BJP 38%
LDF 33%
UDF 28%
Lead 6.5K (4-12k)
Counting pattern
After 1st round BJP will be 3rd, Cong may be 1st
After few rounds BJP 2nd and CPM 1st
BJP will trail till 60% counting and build a huge lead in 2nd half.
So dont gaali me based on initial trend😆

[Mao Shichigan 🦋 @weAllGonnaDye]

Stalin survived Hitler but couldn’t survive Vijay 😭🥀

[Savarna Fascist @savarnafascist]

Is that the reason why the most educated and affluent groups in Kerala vote for BJP you moron ??

The only reason why BJP is not winning seats in Kerala is due to the veto LDF holds over poor and uneducated masses ..

[Australian Painter @SchrodingerKat_]

Bruh 😭😭
@instamart_it
#Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

SANJU SAMSON WON POTT AWARD BY PLAYING JUST 5 MATCHES. 🥶🇮🇳

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Legend

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

Me opening twitter every morning like a newspaper

[a @iewangoalskiiii]

😭😭😭😭
https://t.co/rMNimo2xBY

[a @iewangoalskiiii]

80 seconds of Rakesh Bedi as Jameel Jamali in Dhurandhar
#Dhurandhar https://t.co/LOKlXgoXYd

[Homie @homelander_yyy]

Hardeep Singh Puri in Epstien Files 🤣

[Harsh Pathak @Maudgalya1008]

>Be Hardeep Puri
>Pedo ask what age of girls he wants
>Got no clue what he is talking about
>Pulls out FDI in India pitching deck.pdf
>Do you have a moment sir we can discuss about Made in India on coffee
>Norwegian pedo got frustrated and starts "kill all Indians"kang
>Absolute chad Puri moment

[Shibhhuu @shibhhuu]

Uber driver takes an unfamiliar turn

Me :

[ً @aymallseven]

Current Kroos

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Asensio used to score these bangers for fun.