Brian Schubert

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@younan3000 A better novel if the Pequod never left the dock

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@beefington420 It would have been a better book if the Pequod had never left the dock.

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@DefiantLs Even better is to not desire “fun” at all or think it a requirement for a satisfied life. (What is this, middle school?)

Then everything is “fun” and you’re never unsatisfied.

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@ShaneSchaetzel Accurate in my neck of the woods

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@PerellClips “That’s a nice firetruck and a fine looking dog”

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@TradVat2 I mean, Thomas did this whole throat clearing to say exactly this for a future case

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@bhweingarten Roberts. Motive (let air out of ballon) and opportunity (ability to cover up).

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@BRyvkin 91 pages.

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@FischerKing64 Vance is an extraordinary talent. The knock against him is that he is simply not ready. Needs more seasoning. Rubio wasn’t ready in 2016, either. Is now.

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@charlesmurray Estes Kefauver

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@MooreIAm General Wrangel nods

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@zacdayvis @josephnollasj *Dom Scupoli crumples his manuscript and throws it away*

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@JoyceCarolOates I wonder why he might want a divorce in the first place?

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@EricRSammons Anna Karenina last week

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@AuthorGFAllen YES

Also, in a book you are otherwise enjoying, skip the parts the author forgot to remove.

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@JustineBateman @ChrisKindaReads “Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you feel large and tragic?”

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@PetriOP I’d love to stand at the ambo and give my friends and neighbors a piece of my mind. Spiritually, of course.

Which is a good reason (amongst others) why I’m not permitted to.

[Brian Schubert @SchubertBrian]

@robbskidmore We all need a Dave Masters in our lives

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@lukeburgis Yes it is.

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@Zigmanfreud Baseball has minor league coaching systems too.